Friday, January 22, 2010

A Joyful Heart

Proverbs 17:22
A joyful heart is like good medicine, a broken spirit will make one sick.



• Did Noah keep his bees in ArcHives?

• How do you get off a non-stop flight?


• If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?


• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"




• If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Ok, I am sorry this is a corny post:

 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
                                                               
all One Liners from George Carlin

7 comments:

Sunny said...

Great rooster pictures and funny one liners.
Sunny :)

Snapper II said...

Not corny. Very good; great pictures of the Roosters,and great one liners by George Carlin.

Thanks for the comment on "Cattle Barron" You are my Hero.

Ginny said...

what a splendid, pretty rooster! Where is he?? These one liners are so good, I'm printing them out and recording them on our church prayer and info line. No kidding! I do jokes and riddles and trivia sometimes, and these will be just dandy! From your blog to the ears of Waynesboro Mennonite Church.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Hi Sandra, Love your 'funny ones'!!! George Carlin was always one of my fav's...

It's good to laugh... Did the roosters make you laugh also??? Great pictures of them. Where did you see them????

Keep Smiling!!!
Hugs,
Betsy

SD at "Addicted to The Click" said...

Great Rooster shots -love the shadows.

Madeline said...

What a specimen! You can see he knows he is beautiful, with is chest thrust out. Great pictures and one liners.

SquirrelQueen said...

What a fun post Sandra, I love the rooster in the photos. George Carlin was always a favorite of mine.