Monday, February 15, 2010

Difference Between Men & Women

My camera and I love to Stalk my husband Bob. Since we just had our 25th Anniversary last week and the past two days the subject has been Valentines, I thought I would share a few comments I found about men and women and a few of my photos from Stalking (stalking means taking photos against his will)

                 All Comments are from Dictionary of Womanese

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman will dress up when she goes shopping, empties the garbage, answers the phone, waters the plants, gets the mail and reads a book.


A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.


A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house



Men can play with toys all their life.


Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.


For men, wrinkles add character.


Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.

Men have one mood all the time.

Men can open all their own jars.



See more photos but only if you want to at    Spouse Speak!

9 comments:

Snapper II said...

Me first. great blog.
Some truisims and some not so true. He he he he.

Sunny said...

Great post!
Sunny :)

Catherine said...

Good-looking husband - great shots. Loved the feet-frame at the pool. All true!!!

DawnTreader said...

Good stalking! ;)

Ginny said...

What an AMAZING header!!! Too cool for school! I love the jokes! I knew the first one about arguments was my favorite, then as I read, I just can't pick one, they all crack me up! I WILL be copying these and record them on the prayer line, it's good for after Valentine's Day, and they are priceless! I think my favorite picture of Bob is the one with his head just above water. He's got such a devlish glint in his eyes, and is giving you such a look!! Are those your toes? I did go back and read your older post, and I'm glad I did, because that was before we got to know each other. One thoing I notice is how georgous his hair is! You kinda want to run your fingers through it. I understand the Tom Sawyer thing, that's funny! About the grits being them or it: Paula Dean refers to lots of food items as HIM!! Go figure. This post was lots of fun. I take it Bob likes to fly remote controled planes? Phil is extremly in interested in that. I bought him one a couple years ago, and it is too hard to learn, he even practiced with lessons on the computer, but still can't get the hang of it. He's had all kinds of real cheap little gizmo planes, but has never been able to find an easy remote controlled one. So now he's just stuck with the little indoor flying saucer.

Anonymous said...

Wonderful blog and I like the Spouse Speak as well. Rich didn't like his picture taken either. Good stalking....keep it up.
Carole

SquirrelQueen said...

Great photos Sandra and so much truth in your posts! And all very funny.

My hubby doesn't like having his picture taken either. I really like the first one taken between your feet.

Tipper said...

Adorable-and hilarious too!!

Love the rose shots below-makes me long for summer.

Mrs. Snapper II (Madeline) said...

Re: Snapper ii's comment.....Spoken like a man! :-)
Good blog. Keep stalking. I am three blogs behind I see. Gotta catch up!