Saturday, May 29, 2010

Moonshine

What do you call a crazy moon? A Luna-Tick
How do we know Saturn is married? Because she has a lot of rings
Which Chocolate bars do you eat in space? Milky Ways and Mars Bars
At 4 AM today we woke up looking like Zebra's in the moonlight from the full moon. The light was shining through the blinds and spotlighting us as we lay in bed. We let the dogs out and I decided to try for a MoonShine photo. these are what I got.

Not quite as pretty as my fake moon created by my desktop lamp.
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How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon? ONE, a very large one 
When do astronauts have lunch? At Launch time
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What kind of saddle does a space horse wear: a saddle-lightHow does the solar system hold up its pants? With an Asteroid Belt
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What kind of cartoons do Martians watch? Loonertunes

12 comments:

Ginny said...

Really interesting putting God's light and man-made light here to compare. Of course, there is no comparison. Love the jokes! But the header is my favorite today, I love it! And you even somehow made the Madsnapper logo reflection!!! Your headers are getting more techicnical and intricate all the time. You would make good money designing the graphics in the beginning of T.V. shows, where it shows their name and fancy effects.

Ginny said...

P.S. whenever you run out of ideas, just make new headers and post them!!! Yours today is a post all by itself. I'm still looking at it trying to figure out that reflection, and I love the way you put borders around the letters.

Ginny said...

I'm still laughing at your comment on Island Of Voices!! I could hardly collect myself to make a decent comment! I think you are Phyliss Diller and Erma Bombeck combined. If we lived nearby, we would spend all the time laughing at ourselves and never get a thing done! I noticed your comment on From the Kitchen. I haven't seen you following that, maybe I missed it? She used to live here, and her sister still does, Small world.

Stacey Dawn said...

Cute jokes - love them....
Nice moon - it's raining here so no opportunity to try for moon clicks!! Have a fab day!!

DawnTreader said...

That's quite a dramatic moon picture, it would look good over a gothic castle! ;)

Kilauea Poetry said...

Hi there Sandra- terrific header and post! I agree with Ginny too..I enjoyed this-the jokes and contrast in light! Strange, I happen to be looking through my moon shots from last night (haven't loaded them from my camera yet) and no matter what, they just come out blurry? I even put it down set on timer! Oh well, hope your enjoying your weekend- cheers to a beautiful full moon- yours are pretty!

Argent said...

Atmospheric photos and deadful jokes? What's not to like?

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Here's some funny ones for you today, Sandra:
-Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

-What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

-Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed?
He had low elf esteem

-Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

Have a great weekend.
Hugs,
Betsy

George said...

You got some beautiful moonshine pictures (I can't say the same about your jokes!). But I must admit that the pictures in your mystery photos below are pretty neat as well.

Kilauea Poetry said...

Hi there Sandra. Thanks for the sweet comment. Well, the next day I was able to capture a couple shots afterall though I haven't posted! I've noticed at night I run into difficulty often..hey, even during the day my macro either flashes me the hand sign (not steady) or it beeps at me!!
Well, (cough)..I decided to wait on my silly inappropriate post in light of Memorial Day) Hmm? developing...

SquirrelQueen said...

Great moon shots, maybe one of these nights the clouds will clear and I can see it here.

Where do you find these jokes? As dumb as they are I still had to laugh as I read them.

MedaM said...

Your moon photos are beautiful and your jokes made me smile :-)