What do you call a crazy moon? A Luna-Tick
How do we know Saturn is married? Because she has a lot of rings
Which Chocolate bars do you eat in space? Milky Ways and Mars Bars
At 4 AM today we woke up looking like Zebra's in the moonlight from the full moon. The light was shining through the blinds and spotlighting us as we lay in bed. We let the dogs out and I decided to try for a MoonShine photo. these are what I got.
Not quite as pretty as my fake moon created by my desktop lamp.
How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon? ONE, a very large one
When do astronauts have lunch? At Launch time
What kind of saddle does a space horse wear: a saddle-lightHow does the solar system hold up its pants? With an Asteroid Belt
What kind of cartoons do Martians watch? Loonertunes