Friday, November 26, 2010

Phun Phriday and The last of the Canines






This is just in case you don't know how to wrap that puppy you are buying for a Christmas gift.

Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side


What is Santa’s dog called?
Santa Paws!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws!


How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe!

This sweet heart was tall enough I could rest my arm on his back. His mommy said he weighs 200 pounds.
 I did smooch this pooch and did not have to bend over.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?  Santa Jaws!

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?   Santa Clues!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS I do solemly swear this is the last of the Canine Photos!

15 comments:

Snapper II said...

Great photos. I like the weeney dog best, the first one on the blog.

Brian and Daria's 22 year old cat "Booger" had to be put down yesterday. Very sad.

Scott said...

Man it's good I didn't eat any corn on Thanksgiving because I sure got plenty of it this morning with those jokes. I did like your puppy pictures though, especially the two fine looking boxers. We still miss our old girl and it's been since January. I wish it was shorts wearing weather here.

George said...

Some of those dogs were really decked out for the occasion -- I loved their outfits. Unfortunately I can't say the same for some of the jokes, but I did enjoy this entire series.

From the Kitchen said...

I love these photos! As you know, I'm a dog lover and found them very special. Oliver is on his best behavior waiting for "Santamatian" to visit with treats and squeeky stuffed animals. First, he has a birthday next month and I think I'll give him a cyber-birthday party!

Best,
Bonnie

Ginny said...

I am enjoying the dog pictures! My favorites are the real tiny dog, and the one in the red box with a bow!! What an adorable Canine Christmas post! And good jokes to go with it!

Remington said...

GREAT shots! Thanks for sharing!

Madeline said...

Love the Christmas Doggies. So cute! Those jokes were something else! :-) One thing I can say is they were nice and clean!!!
Love ya, Mad

THE OLD GEEZER said...

Great Photos! And the 2 jokes weren't bad either :-)

~Ron

Ann said...

I just love all the dog pictures. That first one with the candy canes is just too cute. I think Duke needs a hat like that.
Cute jokes too. I'll have to try and remember some of those.

srp said...

All the doggies are simply adorable and they look like they really love their outfits!

Julie Reynolds said...

Great pictures. Loved looking at all the cute doggies, even the one that was big, and 200 pounds. The jokes were great. Thanks...

Stacey Dawn said...

OH MY GOODNESS!!!! So adorable! I think I'll have to get Doogie those candy cane ears!! LOL I don't think he'd like to wear them though... and that present "coat" - precious!

Kilauea Poetry said...

I meant I attempted to post a comment here first but was having so much trouble! (my phone-don't worry)..love your unique and very pretty Autumny header Sandra! Very cool!! These dogs are so cute but I love the little donkey too! The small dogs are adorable and the big one is woe so big!! but looks sweet!

SquirrelQueen said...

They are all so cute in their outfits but the one that is gift wrapped is too funny. Now those jokes.....

That big boy looks like a real sweetheart.

sam said...

Hehe great shots very funny outfits:)