Saturday, December 11, 2010

Cat, Bears, Fawn OH MY


do the female deer like Mrs. Claus? yes they fawn all over her



 Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: Rude-olph.


Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet.

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Q: Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen.

17 comments:

Ginny said...

You're letting your light shine today!! Corny jokes, but I LOVE them, and haven't heard them! Don't worry, I've gotten way backed up and haven't gone to bed yet.

Ann said...

ROFL you just have an endless supply of these jokes. I love it. You're going to keep me ho ho hoing all through the season

Snapper II said...

Sandra.
You are going to be forced to expand your Glass shelves to accommodate your growing collection.
I love the lighting effect on the glass.

Remington said...

Saturday smiles! I love it! Thanks!

Aliene said...

Love your reindeer jokes. Also especially like your cats.

Mama-Bug said...

You've got me laughing alot this morning! Love all your little glass animals. Have a great Saturday!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Oh how hilarious... Love the COMET one!!!!!! I'm not sure you can buy Comet anymore..... I've seen Ajax on the shelves --but not sure I've seen Comet.... Oh Well--who cares!!!!!

Great pictures and silly jokes --but I love 'em.
Hugs,
Betsy

Sunny said...

Thanks for my morning giggle. Love all your glass critters :)
☼ Sunny
P.S. What's red and white and goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards!

Chatty Crone said...

LOL - they fawn all over her - great jokes and sense of humor - I like that! sandie

George said...

I really like your candle-lit photos. They're beautiful.

Ann Nichols said...

Beautiful display of crystal!!
And thanks for the jokes... they had me smiling all the way through!
Ann

S. Etole said...

Look forward to these jokes each day ... thank you.

Kilauea Poetry said...

Hello my deer..too much! Hope your enjoying your afternoon..sparkels on your Santa are cute-
Wishing you a wonderful weekend-

photowannabe said...

Oh how I love corny jokes. These are great knee slappers.
Really pretty photos of your crystal figures too.

Stacey Dawn said...

Love coming in for the chuckles... my favorite is the RUDE-olph!! Tee hee!! Pretty glass and light, too!

SquirrelQueen said...

That cat is gorgeous, he is long and sleek like a cat should be. All of your glass reflects the light beautifully. My little squirrel doesn't have the crystal clarity so he can't catch the light as well.

DawnTreader said...

Oh those are some are very American Christmas jokes. One of them I'm not even sure I get (Comet?). And all of the would be impossible to translate into my language! (Ho-ho-ho)