Mr and Mrs Claus frequently have conversations that make no sense at all.
Sandra Claus is watching HGTV..Santa Claus comes home, SandraC stands up lays remote on table by SantaC walks towards Kitchen.
SandraC: "I made another half pot of coffee if you want it"
SantaC: "nothing on this time of day I want to watch"
(translation: because I laid the remote close to his hand and he hates HGTV, he THOUGHT I said, you can have the remote, watch what you want, which is what I DO say sometimes)
Driving to gym, early AM and it is still dark and I am admiring Christmas lights.
Sandra: "look at that pretty door"
Bob: "flags are on the pole"
Sandra:" WHAT is cold?"
(we talk like that when we are repeating what we said, Translation of his comment- he said in spouse speak "I can fly my RC planes today, no wind)
PS, my comment mean look at the pretty door all decorted in white lights with a big wreath
coming back from the Y, as we got out of the car in the garage....
Bob: " Bi-Plane"
Sandra:" What about it?"
Bob:" stuff to make it fly"
(Translates to: he builit a new bi plane from scratch, it is SITTING ON THE DRYER and he needs ME to order HIM parts for it.... more spouse speak.)
I say "come look at my post for today?" he looks and says "HUH!"
He says "come look at the bi-plane I built." I look and say" ummm."
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters (Ho Ho Ho on HIM)
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener ( Ha Ha Ha on him)
HO HO HO from Sandra Claus a JOKE.... imagine that.
3 retirees playing golf.
One: "windy isn't it?"
Two: "no, it's Thursday"
Three: :So, am I, let's have a beer"