Monday, December 27, 2010

Farewell Finale

It is time to say Farewell, Sandra Claus has completed her assignment.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?


It's Christmas, Eve ! HO HO HO  (appropriate since Sandra Claus is a female)


 What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !

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How many chimney does Sandra Claus go down ? Stacks !   Ho HO HO


 Knock Knock


Who's there ?

Oakham

Oakham who ?

Oakham all ye faithfull... !




and for my Grand Finale!!!! Sandra Claus fades into the past today.... see you 12/25/2011
 
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?


Santa Clues!



Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.

Now thats what you call pot luck!



What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow !



What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !



Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar


Santa drives a rusty car


Press the starter


Press the choke


Off she goes in a cloud of smoke !

20 comments:

Stacey Dawn said...

Oh Sandra Claus - I will miss the humor - although I do love these images of you! What a beautiful Sandra Claus you are...

THE OLD GEEZER said...

It's Christmas, Eve! LOL!!

Sandra, I hope you and your family had a Wonderful Christmas celebration.

Happy New Year from (rainy) Southern California.

God Bless You, ~Ron :-)
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Gerry's Soap N Stuff said...

Haaa...see you next year Sandra Claus. Gerry

DawnTreader said...

That's a Grand Finale, Sandra Claus! I love you "Christmas tree"... hoho... see you..

George said...

This certainly is a grand finale for Sandra Claus. I look forward to seeing her again next year.

Ginny said...

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!!!! You have outdone yourself, I think this is my favorite post of yours ever!!! What a nice surprise to see my Sister Sandra, it brought a big smile to my face! The first picture-you are georgous! That one is my favorite, then the last one! You have your very own Christmas tree decorated by God! The last picture is hauntingly beautiful, why black and white, does that represent you fading away? Are you taking a brreak? Will you be not posting till New Year's day now?

From the Kitchen said...

You have almost a whole year to stock up on Santa Claus jokes! Love the red dress!

Best,
Bonnie

Ginny said...

P.S. Forgot, I got so involved with your pictures I forgot to say I ADORE your header!!!

Remington said...

Smiling here! Thanks for the perfect ending! Love the pics. You look beautiful!

photowannabe said...

Love your Sandra Claus post and the pictures. I needed an extra boost of smiles this morning.
Have a great day.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Is it really over???? I will miss Sandra Claus ---and now will have to wait 'til next year for more of her crazy jokes....

Great pictures of you. Love that red dress...

Hope you have a fabulous week... Happy New Year.
Hugs,
Betsy

Sunny said...

Yes Virginia, there is a Sandra Claus!
Thanks for all the giggles!
☼ Sunny

MedaM said...

Sandra Claus, you are really lovely and amazing woman! :-)

Chatty Crone said...

HO HO HO! sandie

Ann said...

I'm surely going to miss Sandra Claus. I wonder if maybe there might be a sandra cotton tail, hopping down the blogging trail in a couple months...lol
Your jokes have been a pleasure and you look just lovely in your holiday attire.

S. Etole said...

You've done your job well!!!

SquirrelQueen said...

What fun, this was a great send off for Santa Clause. We will miss the Christmas jokes, corn and all, but look forward to next year.

Love how Sandra Clause fades away in a puff of smoke!

WhatKarenSees said...

Christmas put me so behind! I've had such fun reading the posts I've missed. I just love your Santa Sandra portraits!!! And I wish I had the kind of 'Christmas tree' you're standing next to! I hope you had a wonderful day!!

Kilauea Poetry said...

I love the top one of you next to the bottle brush? It was a hectic week with lots of entertaining and cooking..I'm still not together. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas!

Madeline said...

I am catching up on blogs today. All of them are good and funny! Love the pictures of you in your beautiful Sandra Claus outfit. I especailly love the picture in the glass with the smoke. Beautiful. You should frame that one. Love ya...