It is time to say Farewell, Sandra Claus has completed her assignment.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve ! HO HO HO (appropriate since Sandra Claus is a female)
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !
How many chimney does Sandra Claus go down ? Stacks ! Ho HO HO
Who's there ?
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !
and for my Grand Finale!!!! Sandra Claus fades into the past today.... see you 12/25/2011
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off she goes in a cloud of smoke !