Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Java Jive

It's 8 AM on Christmas Eve morning, Hubby has gone to the park to fly his RC planes. I am alone with the dogs,

I put the TV on HD Yule Log w/Christmas Music and I grab a cup of coffee

 Note... there are two photos because the first one looks like my mothers hand, I moved the fingers for a better shot....
I Tote (southern for carry) my Christmas present to me, my new HP Laptop to the sofa and dive into blogland comments. After the comments I think, wonder what jokes I can find for next week to keep my readers laughing.

Jokes about WHAT? that is the question. Aha! I know.... and here you go.... start Groaning NOW




the subject is "coffee!!!!"

I just had some coffee that was good only for its sedimental value.

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Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky.
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What do people buy coffee with? Starbucks.
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*The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no substance.
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When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.

15 comments:

Ann said...

Oh Sandra you just crack me up. These are great. Oh and by the way, I hate it when my mother's hand sneaks into my pictures :)

Lucy (aka RHarper) said...

I hate it when my mother looks back at me in the mirror!

Ginny said...

Very cute jokes! That reminds me, how are you and the new laptop doing? I hope the computer isn't a pain in the neck anymore!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Well---I choose Sandra... I'd much rather sit inside on a comfy chair, drinking my coffee, enjoying a fire and music, and playing with my laptop... Your hubby can go and fly his plane--but I'll be happy being Sandra on Christmas Eve (or most any other morning)... ha ha

Hugs
Betsy

DawnTreader said...

Congratulations on getting a new laptop!

George said...

Congratulations on your new laptop. I enjoyed your Java Jives.

Chatty Crone said...

I have my grnadmothers hands. sandie

WhatKarenSees said...

You must have been a really good girl this year, or else Santa has been loving your Santa jokes, because he left you a really nice gift! Hope you are having fun with your new toy!

Sunny said...

A new laptop sure beats a lump of coal! Haha!
Mother's hands?...I've got them too.
☼ Sunny

Kilauea Poetry said...

Your header reflection is beautiful! Cheers- I just had my coffee and the logs burning look so cozy! We used to have a nice fire place growing up in S.Cal..I have fond memories of my dad getting the fire ready.
Glad your hubby could enjoy himself too like that too!
Hugs~

S. Etole said...

You found some good ones ... hope you enjoy your new laptop.

Remington said...

Smiling again in Minnesota! THANK YOU! You are the best type of friend -- one that keeps you smiling!

Beverly said...

Love your jokes, as usual. Coffee tastes very good these cold days, doesn't it.

SquirrelQueen said...

Ohhh, those are some good jokes. I have to let them brew for a moment and sink in. Congrats on the new laptop, you'll have to give us a few more details.

That yule fire looks nice but is it producing enough heat to warm up FL?

Stacey Dawn said...

Fun! Love it!