Friday, December 17, 2010

Santa At The North Pool

Where does Santa go swimming? The North Pool.


What is Santa's primary language? North Polish.


Here he comes, Sandra Claus' husband, Santa Bob. Monday through Friday at 5:30 AM, Sandra Claus and Santa Bob hit the local YMCA for exercise. Santa is building strength to drive his sleigh



Don't worry, Santa Bob is safe, he is guarded by a snowman lifeguard. today was 37 degrees, but the pool is heated. The photographer was freezing. What do you think will happen if the snowman dives in to save him?

ONLY IN FLORIDA do we have Snowmen for lifeguards and sleighs waiting outside in GRASS

Santa's sleigh jingles too much. He won't win the No Bell Prize!

22 comments:

Argent said...

LOL! Loving the santa jokes! It's just snowed here (UK) so send the sleigh over.

DawnTreader said...

HOhoooaaaarghhh... Your jokes sometimes cause sounds I'm not quite sure how to put in writing! I like the North Pool... Yesterday we had such a bad snow storm here that I could not get to my own heated North Pool!

The No Bell Prize made me laugh, too...

Lucy (aka RHarper) said...

That pool looks great. I love pools that are the same temperature as my body heat. Cold pools? Maybe when it's about 150 degrees outside. And then it becomes a heated bathtub.

CambridgeLady said...

Very funny. Love the pics :o)

Snapper II said...

And HO HO HO HO to your blog today. I think Santa Bob should get the "No Bell" prize for his patience with Sandra Clause's foolishness.
Fantastic idea, Life Guard. The Life Guard needs to stay out of the rose guarden.

MedaM said...

Lovely post Sandra and so fun! Thanks for made me smile.:-)
Have a nice weekend!

George said...

I'm very impressed with Santa Bob's workout routine. I feel sorry for you for missing out on all the snow and single digit temperatures we have up here.

Catherine said...

Love your post - love the jokes - love the pictures of Santabob! He fits the bill perfectly.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

I remember questioning you when I first realized that you two get up and exercise at 5 a.m. every morning. I admire anyone who does it ---but to be honest, as a lazy retiree, I would NEVER EVER do that... Bad Girl--aren't I?????

Great pictures ---and love your Santa lifeguard.... AND of course, I love Santa's sleigh sitting in the GRASS instead of the SNOW... ha ha (Only in Florida)....

Merry Christmas.
Hugs,
Betsy

Ginny said...

Very cool, I've never seen a Santa lifeguard!! I think if he tried to save anyone, he would just helplessy float away...you two are dedicated!!! I'm glad that Bob has some Christmas cheer and is letting you taked these pictures of him! He does cut a handsome swath through the water!

S. Etole said...

smiling still ....

Remington said...

Thanks for my daily smile! I can always count on you, my friend!

Ann said...

Ok you had me laughing with the north pool one but you put me into hysterics with the no bell prize. That pool looks great but I don't know about exercise at 5:30 a.m. although, Monday through Friday I'm on my way to work at that time

Chatty Crone said...

Lol - the North Pool - cute - going to share this with the grandson. Sandie

Ann said...

Sandra, you can rent out your husband as Santa during Office Christmas parties.

LC said...

loved this post. But I was expecting a warm up after snow blogs. 37 degrees . . . brrrrrrr! Keep the Sandra Claus comedy coming1

Scott said...

Down to 37 in Florida?? Amazing. I don't know if we got that warm today. Bob is pretty brave out there in his speedo.

Kilauea Poetry said...

Well that sounds cold! Nice to know you two are getting exercise! Hmm, wait..maybe we need to see your reflection Mrs Claus? Through a floater or a leaf (he he)-:)

SquirrelQueen said...

Santa Lifeguard is too much, he looks like he's ready for a dip in the North Pool. Love this post and the photos. The sleigh on the green grass is great.

Like Scott's area, your low is higher than our high today. At the moment it's 25 with ice fog and snow coming, looks like our Christmas might be white.

WhatKarenSees said...

I'm sorry, I just can't concentrate on the photos after you said you are up at 5:30am every morning, and to exercise no less. I didn't even know there was a 5:30am!!!!!

srp said...

I must have missed the time reference.. but every time I try to get up that early.. my hand automatically hits the snooze button.. over and over.. as if it had a mind of its own!

Stacey Dawn said...

:o)