Does Santa have any money? No. That is why they call him Saint Nickeless.
How do Santa and Mrs. Claus get around? On an icicle built for two
A senior Santa was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's urgent voice warning him. "Herman, I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on I-77. Please be careful! "Heck" says Senior Santa, "its not just ONE car, it's hundreds of them."
My sweet little Santa is only 2 inches tall, he is supposed to climb a candle, but he can drive sleighs and climb Christmas trees.
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