Thursday, December 16, 2010

Senior Santas

  1. Does Santa have any money? No. That is why they call him Saint Nickeless.
  2. How do Santa and Mrs. Claus get around? On an icicle built for two


 A senior Santa was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's urgent voice warning him. "Herman, I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on I-77. Please be careful! "Heck" says Senior Santa, "its not just ONE car, it's hundreds of them."




My sweet little Santa is only 2 inches tall, he is supposed to climb a candle, but he can drive sleighs and climb Christmas trees.
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17 comments:

Snapper II said...

Your Jokes are getting better. I love it, made me smile. Great pics of santa.
Your joke reminded me of one I herd years ago,
A Grand mother watching her grand son on parade with the band was herd to say, "Look my grand son is the only one in step" But aren't we all like that some time. J.A.M.(Just ask Madeline)

Lucy (aka RHarper) said...

Amen. :)

DawnTreader said...

Well I guess if they can climb chimneys...

LC said...

Love your little Santa and senior Santa sagas! I'm entering the Christmas whirlwind right now, totally due to chronic procrastinitis! So thanks for the ho ho ho!

Sunny said...

Your little Santa is so cute and thanks for my morning giggle.
☼ Sunny

Ginny said...

Cute jokes! Well the Santa is cute because he holds on things, but I'm looking at the tiny angel, I like her better. She is so snall, and is that an accordian she's playing?? I've never seen such a thing! I have to show Phil, because he plays accordian, and plays it in church.

THE OLD GEEZER said...

LOL! Thanks for my morning laugh to go along with my cup of coffee :-)

~Ron

George said...

I like your cute Santa climbing the Christmas tree. Thanks for the smiles you've provided.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Dot. com, huh?????? Ho Ho Ho.... Love your crazy jokes... They always make me laugh outloud...

That little Santa hanging onto your tree is so cute. Is he your Treetop Santa --rather than the Treetop Angel?????? LOVE HIM.
Hugs,
Betsy

Kilauea Poetry said...

I remember telling that one (1-77) to my mom (she's 89yrs) and boy she had tears in her eyes she was laughing so hard! Well I enjoyed the lighting in theses colorful Santa's and intend to finally decorate my now straight tree today!
Wishing you a sunny day-:)

Remington said...

Smiling in Minnesota! Thank you!

Ann said...

perfect little giggles to end my day with. Love your little santa, he's so cute

S. Etole said...

thanks for the Christmas smiles ...

srp said...

Love the Senior Santa jokes or puns.... and the little Santa is adorable as well.

SquirrelQueen said...

Aw Sandra, your little Santa is so cute. He looks like he has that sleigh under complete control. Love this batch of jokes especially the wrong-way Santa.

Chatty Crone said...

Saint Nickeless - where do you get all of these?

Love, sandie

Stacey Dawn said...

Thanks my friend - I needed the laughs tonight!