Even the dog bone jar is prettier when bathed in sunlight. PLUS a few words of wisdom
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back
Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. and one request Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.