7:15 AM Idiot reaches Cashier, places eggs on rolling thingy LAST to protect from breakage.
7:30 AM (in line 15 minutes) Idiot opens very heavy hatch, places 2 dozen eggs on ledge with note to self to remember to move them before closing door.
NOTE: always place eggs in trunk LAST to protect from breakage.
135.00 of STUFF goes in, Idiot slams big heavy hatch door.
Did Idiot move eggs BEFORE she slammed the door?
NOT!!!!! No Way! Nada!
Idiot drives home with gooey egg stuff dripping from bags, places in sink, washes gooey stuff off (this would make good glue), places eggs in plastic container because both egg containers are crushed and have yellow drippy, gooey, gluey stuff all over them.
Out of 2 dozen eggs, how many did the Idiot salvage from 2 dozen? above are the eggs SAVED
I did salvage SOME of the broken eggs by dumping from egg carton into a container for hubby to make an omelet.
Hubby of Idiot says leaving them already crushed and in a closed container made them taste better today.
Husband of idiot commented "that was the best omelet I ever tasted" No Kidding, he did say this.
Does anyone believe that? Call me and I will bring my Vue to test it for you.
If your eyes are not hurting from the story, this post made me remember a joke I love..... Read On If Able!
Can you relate to this joke????
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem
As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?" And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in
case I need to fix it again?"
He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T