I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. (thanks to Jeff Dudley)
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
Need I say this?????? HELP! I am snapping and I can't STOP!!!!! also hunting humor and can't stop