Saturday, June 25, 2011

Vue Baby

I left my car in the parking lot for a couple of hours and when I returned, Guess What Happened?


My Saturn Vue had a baby and I did not even know it was pregnant. LOL   The baby parked next to me said Smart on the back of it, and I am thinking it was my VUE that was SMART!
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 Eddie was driving down the road and a met a car coming the other way.  Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted 'Pig'.  The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie.  Then his car hit the pig.

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Murphy's wife borrowed his car and parked in the supermarket car park. Just as she came out laden with shopping, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.  Naturally she reported the matter to the police.' What did he look like?, the sergeant asked.  'I don't know she replied, but I got the license plate'.

15 comments:

SquirrelQueen said...

Oh, it's going to be so cute when it grows up!

I've seen a couple of those around town lately, kind of cute but tiny.

Jenny Woolf said...

LOL that picture made me laugh!

From the Kitchen said...

I'm back and catching up--from rats in trees to mermaids in pools to the offspring of your Saturn I've had my very early Saturday laughs!

Best,
Bonnie

Ann said...

Well maybe we should have a baby shower for your Saturn. :) It's rather cute but I have to say I don't think I would feel very safe in that. The lack of a front end on the car puts me too close to anything that might hit me head on.

Unknown said...

Wow cute Kid, Sandra.

Ginny Hartzler said...

The Smart Cars are so cute!!! And this one really looks like it's mama! When we toured the Crash Test Institute, they had a wrecked one there, and they said it really surprised them. It passed the crash tests very well!

MadSnapper said...

Madeline could not post since I had to remove Annoymous due to spam. arrrh so here is her comment

Like the pool/water pictures. They are cool in more ways than one. I saw the angel wings before I read what you wrote. Would love to have a pool in my back yard. We have the room for it but could not keep up with the work they require. Also I know from you that they are expensive. Enjoy it!

Also, I like the pic of the new baby. Amazing how they can be pregnant and
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Kim@stuffcould.... said...

This is cute! I like your Vue and baby:)

Angela said...

That's hilarious! Now, I will say I could not function with a itty bitty car like that though. There's not room for my kids and my groceries. I'd have to make 3 or 4 trips to the store just to get what I normally buy! lol By the way, I drive a truck!

Have a Great Weekend!
Angela

Janie said...

Cute sets of wheels.
I just would never want a car that small. For short errands it would fine, but I see them on the freeways among the other big pieces of metal that fly by faster than the speed of light.
I have a white car too.

Ruth Hiebert said...

Cute.If I ever get a Smart car,I will have a handle put on the roof,so I can carry it .To me they look like an oversized purse.
PS: I will be praying for the lady you mentioned in your email.

Laura Delegal - Leroy Photography said...

You made me smile ... cute, cute.

S. Etole said...

Your jokes ... always make me smile ... as do your photos.

Chatty Crone said...

I think I might be embarrassed to drive that little bitty car! Cute jokes today!

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

Kind of cute. Those smart cars look more impressive on tiny streets in Europe.