Monday, September 19, 2011

Driftwood Plus Quotes

 How to know where a driver is from:

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California

With gun in lap:L.A.


Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.


One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game:Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window:Texas city male

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road:Texas country male



One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment:Texas female

13 comments:

SquirrelQueen said...

The driftwood in the second photo looks like some sort of creature, maybe one from a scifi movie but cuter. The tangle of roots in the one below that is just awesome.

Love the driving jokes!

LC said...

Oh my! Something for everyone!

Tammy@Simple Southern Happiness said...

Your photos blow me away, the second one reminds me of Devil's Rock in monument valley. Golly you are blessed to have that beach, its makes for a wonderful photo session.

I wont say how awful it is to drive around here.

Lynne said...

Wonderful images of wood. The second one looks like it has a face watching you. I really like your header. Have a great day.

Ruth's Photo Blog said...

Beautiful driftwood images. I guess I had better watch how I drive. LOL

TexWisGirl said...

LOL! now now. picking on Texans today, are we?! :) good thing i don't subscribe to the big hair philosophy!

Chatty Crone said...

Those pictures were all awesome - number 3 looks to me the way my brain is wired! sandie

photowannabe said...

Love these photos and the quotes. I guess that's how different states are depicted. Funny but sadly true.

Ann said...

Love these shots. That second one is so cool. It looks like some art sculpture.

Kim @ Stuff could... said...

How pretty can driftwood be? You captured it

George said...

Thanks for this guide for identifying drivers. Thanks, too, for your wonderful pictures.

S. Etole said...

And the lady with her camera steadied on her steering wheel?! Any state!

Kilauea Poetry said...

Gosh, Almighty God could easily take my driving antics and turn it around for comedy..perhaps he'll surpise me with it one day! hmm.. What fantastic driftwood!