Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Lifeguard On The Move

Benny Cohen was pulled out of the ocean by a lifeguard. His wife ran over sobbing, "Benny! Benny, what happened?!"

"Madam, please don't get hysterical," said the lifeguard. "I'm just going to give your husband some artificial respiration and he'll be fine."

"What!" Mrs. Cohen yelled. "My Benny gets either real respiration or nothing."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Lifeguard#ixzz1WzHGHzgQ

20 comments:

photowannabe said...

HaHaHa...I guess I prefer real to artificial too...(:0)

SquirrelQueen said...

Real is always good!

We know a lifeguard (captain) down in LA county, we'll have to send him the link to this post. That guy looks like he's having way too much fun.

diane b said...

hee hee hee. He sure does look like he is enjoying his job.

Bonnie said...

Ha! Gosh what a beautiful day at the beach. Enjoy the week!

Bonnie

Snapper II said...

Yes! This is protecting the dunes.
Here in savannah Ga the dunes are recovering. Now they want to put an asphalt path for these ATV's.
Go figure.
Great photos though.

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha!

Betty Manousos@ Cut and Dry said...

lol!
i think he rocks!

...and of course, real is always good.

betty xx

SweetMarie said...

Looks so quiet there, how relaxing. Great joke!

Catherine said...

LOL ~ too funny!
xo Catherine

Remington said...

Ha ha ha! What a perfect way to start my day....thank you, my friend!

Mama-Bug said...

That young man seems to be really enjoying his work!

Deb said...

LOL....you crack me up...great photos...nice way to travel on the beach...

George said...

He looks like he's in a hurry to get some place. Maybe lunch? These are good pictures.

Ginny said...

I love stealth shots of people doing things! He looks like he is more rushing to have fun than to work! Those big dune hills below, really interesting, I would think they would get eventually blown away by the wind. Graves, REALLY??? Perhaps dead surfers?

blindpigandtheacorn.com said...

LOL I needed that : )

Val said...

thanks for the giggle...especially since I used to be one a lifeguard ;)

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Cute one, Sandra... I agree... Who wants 'artificial' anything?????? ha ha
Hugs,
Betsy

S. Etole said...

Thanks for the smiles today!

Chatty Crone said...

Okay I'll take real or artificial respiration from this fellow!

Ann said...

Well now, I never thought of it that way, I suppose real over artificial would be better now wouldn't it...lol
The guy in the picture looks like he takes his job seriously