Monday, October 22, 2012

Parrot Re-Post 2010


I am Almost Sure, I used deodorant today!


Can you tell if I did?


Let me check one more time


OK, you are SAFE, I did put it on today. I take my pay for posing in grapes and cherries if you please.



Sorry, no photos today!


Did you HEAR ME? NO PHOTOS

Did you hear the one about the parrot?
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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."

The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"

32 comments:

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Sooooo COOL! Love the colors. Also, love your new header. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Terra said...

Brilliant colors and poses and good joke too.

Susannah said...

How wonderful is this?????And a joke to go with it!!! So darn cute. You make my day, Sandra. And did I mention the brilliant color? Great fun...you never cease to amaze us.
Thank you.

Maple Lane said...

Amazing pics and cute joke!!!

Linda said...

Great post Sandra!

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY WORD that red parrot is gorgeous.
MOL we love a good bird joke
Hugs Madi and Mom

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

-chuckle-

And I'm glad I'm not the only one, who "grabs" things from past blogging and uses it again. :-)

"Auntie"

Remington said...

Thanks for the smile and the picture of the beautiful birdie!

TexWisGirl said...

:) cute.

Rose said...

Oh, it is beautiful....s/he is saying 'Can you smell me now....can you smell me now?'

Rebecca said...

Funny

DawnTreader said...

I think I remember this. Funny and colourful!

Michaele said...

A delightfully entertaining post Sandra. Thanks for the smiles :)

George said...

You've captured a beautiful parrot, with or without deodorant. The photos are magnificent.

SweetMarie said...

What gorgeous Macaws! Really beautiful colors! Cute story! LOL

Andrew said...

I really needed something to make me laugh today... many thanks for providing it.

LC said...

Good pix and laughs.

barbara l. hale said...

I wish I were half so colorful as these birds! Ha, ha "what did the chicken do?" ha, ha...

EM Illustrator said...

Ah what a beauty, and glad he had the deodorant on hehe! Beautiful shots!!!

photowannabe said...

Snort!! giggle...You are too much Sandra.
Love the shot of the parrot checking his deodorant status..

Ann said...

You've got me seriously laughing here. The shots are great and the captions to go with them are hysterical. Finishing it off with the joke did me in.....lol

Scott said...

Beautiful colors and captions and a funny joke. What more could you want?

EG CameraGirl said...

That parrot joke is really, REALLY funny. I laughed out loud. ;))))

Dee said...

You got me LOLing,. Love the parrots...I may just have to move south some day. Love all the wild life and plants.

Miss Debbie said...

Such pretty colors! I'd heard the joke before, but it is still funny!! :-)

Maggie M said...

What gorgeous birds!!! This is the first red one I have ever seen. No wonder the parrot was ready to as forgiveness after seeing a frozen chicken. lol That was funny. Hugs

Deb said...

I laughed out loud..you crack me up...the colors are brilliant...love love love the new header...

Chatty Crone said...

Oh my goodness Sandra - I love your post today. Love the colors. Love your header. I think they are so beautiful. Great shots.

Angela said...

Those birds are just so beautiful! Love the captions you put with them Sandra!

Betsy Adams said...

Cute post, Sandra... I love watching the parrots --and your captions are GREAT.

Hope you have had a wonderful week. We had a terrific visit with friends in Ohio.

Hugs
Betsy

Betty Manousos said...

omg!thank you for sharing yet another set of your beautiful bird photos.
you gotta love parrots!

i love bird/parrot watching too.

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

I love how you capture some of those odd poses that most people would not think to photograph.