Saturday, October 20, 2012

Toddler Two

MadSnapper s Peanut butter of choice
 Did you know peanut butter taste divine if you spread it on your bagel/bread of choice  before you toast it?
NO silly! you can't put it in a toaster. I love my bagel with above PB spread on and toasted in my little toaster oven. WARNING! you can burn your tongue, let it cool. PS if you like jelly, put it on AFTER you toast it.

Kellogg Sunny Face
When we get older we are starting to regress backwards to our second time around, or we become Toddler Two, and start to act like the toddler we were.

1. I love PBJ  - so do toddlers

2. I took a photo of the Sunny face that was on the back of my AARP magazine. A two year old would love the face and so do I.

3. I sometimes drop things a lot and stagger, stumble and almost fall down.... so do toddlers

4. I open the fridge and stand staring in trying to remember why I opened it... Toddlers do to, that is why we say WHY did you open the fridge when they do it and stand there.

5. I have a hard time stringing my words together in a coherent sentence.... Toddlers do to.

PS... if I talk with food in my mouth, I choke... if I walk and try to sip my water I choke.
Toddlers do not!  WHY? is the question.

30 comments:

BlueShell said...

Well...there's a question I have no answer to ! BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW what a TODDLER...is...!!!

I'm about to yell....

But I love the sunny face!!!

Have a great Day, and a superb week end!
xoxo
BShell

Declan said...

Smuckers Peanut Butter?!! - you couldn't make that name up! Mum LOVES PB too. We've never really grasped the whole PB & Jelly (or Jam as we call it!) thing. Mum quite likes the idea of toasting after the PB is added though.

Betty Manousos said...

love smuckers peanut butter!
now i am hungry and it's all your fault! lol!


well, thanks for this fun, delightful, quirky post! it just made me smile.

well, i can almost relate to your list.
definitely #3 and #4.
i guess i am a toddler, too!:)

EM Illustrator said...

Mmmm getting hungry for a snack now, in the middle of the day. Funny post. Unfortunately I can't have peanut butter cos I am allergic to nuts hehe.
Enjoy your day!

Maple Lane said...

Well, we suffer from all the above!!!

Amy Burzese said...

Yes, I'm becoming a toddler again.

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

Oh OH! I don't think I even want to try to *go there.* Where you are leading us. -sigh- It all strikes so close to home. -pout-

Guess it's best, if we can laugh about it though.... -sigh-


"Auntie"

Miss Debbie said...

Funny...and unfortunately, true!!

TexWisGirl said...

you're too cute. :)

Rose said...

So, this is what we have to look forward too...just hope I never get back to the pampers stage!

Susannah said...

This post is so darn cute! Can't imagine what is next!!!!





Put me in with the Toddlers for sure! No question about it......I am there!

Chatty Crone said...

You know we laugh and it is funny - because we have to keep a sense of humor - but it is true! I think that is why we love our grandchildren and vice versa - we like the same things.

photowannabe said...

Yes, I'm definitely a Toddler2.
Yummy, I love PB on bagels and toast. Don't have a toaster oven so I do it the old fashion way...in the toaster.
Hmmm, now I am hungry for a little tea and toast.

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

So that brand wasn't on the recall list?
We rarely eat PB but every now and then a jar comes and goes.

Madi and Mom said...

MOL Mad Snapper you are one (pea)nut we just adore! Great creative post.
Had no idea Smuckers made PB.
Hugs Madi and Mom

Inger said...

What a creative way of looking at us old folks! I have to try that peanut butter -- I know it must be great.

Ruth's Photo Blog said...

I have to have my daily dose of peanut butter,or else my day is all wrong. Yep,I am definitely in the toddler 2 category.

Ann said...

Not only do I LOVE peanut butter but I also act like a toddler sometimes. We just have far too much in common :)

Deb said...

I think we can all learn something from toddlers...and Toddler 2's....I learn from my Hotrod everyday...and from your posts too...I love peanut butter...

SweetMarie said...

You always have me cracking up! And now BlueShell has me laughing too! I do understand what you're saying. :) Great post!

SweetMarie said...

Those birds in your header are so pretty!

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

I sure wish I had of read the entire article before trying the hot peanut butter sandwich. At least my wife is happy with the silence after it quit hurting so bad. Sigh.

Maggie M said...

Very few days go by me that I do not have peanut butter or peanuts. I have never though of toasting bread with the peanut butter on it though, I shall give that a try this evening for my snack. I enjoyed your take on the Toddler Two...gave me a chuckle. Hugs

Nava said...

My one and only peanut butter :)

LC said...

I must be in the toddler stage, too! Enjoyed your toasty advice and the list.

LC said...

I must be in the toddler stage, too! Enjoyed your toasty advice and the list.

Scott said...

That is wonderful peanut butter and like you I always go for the CHUNKY or better yet SUPER CHUNK. Every Sunday for breakfast I take the wheatiest grainiest bread I can find at the store (preferably Great Harvest High Fiber), two slices, slather on the super chunk peanut butter, lay them on a large plate and poor milk over them. Give them a few minutes to soak up the milk and then slowly savor it all with a glass of OJ. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm Good!!!!

Dee said...

Do not tell anyone but I can totally relate to your toddler list. :)

Debra Dickinson said...

I'm with Dee. Can totally relate! LOL. And I think it has something to do with them not minding that the excess food and water runs down their chin to their belly. That may change but right now we're still trying to keep the food in so we choke. :) Or at least that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Yep, spreadin' pb on bread to toast (just like butter) is one of those treasures on earth. ;)

SquirrelQueen said...

Want to hear something funny. On Saturday, the day of this post, I bought a jar of PB. I haven't bought PB in a couple of years. Even though I wasn't online that day looks like I was still receiving the Mad Snappers' vibes.

I'm just cruising though your posts, I don't want to miss anything.