Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Art is where you find it



A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.



"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."





A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. 


"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

27 comments:

Susannah said...

What?...that was not what I expected! It was a good one though!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Golden Thanks for the LAUGH! Happy Wednesday and Have a wonderful holiday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Ginny said...

First and third pictures, my favorites and your found art! FUNNY joke!!

SquirrelQueen said...

That's funny!
The sculpture is so pretty. I like the bright colors, shine and reflections.

Declan said...

Hehehe! I think you'll find that joke is a bit blondist you know....and my Mum is blond...well the bits that aren't grey are blond...*snigger* Deccy x

Muffy's Marks said...

Surprise endings are always fun!! Great joke. Happy Wednesday!!!

Auntie sezzzzzz... said...

That top thing, mmmmmmm, I'm just not into it. -grin-

Prefer the art found, in the rest of your photos.

:-)

Maple Lane said...

John and I got a good laugh!!

S. Etole said...

Good one! Starting my day with a laugh.

Remington said...

HA HA HA! I just about fell off of my chair! Thanks for the smile, my friend! HA HA HA HA!

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha!

Madi and Mom said...

LOLOLOLOLOL
OMCS/OMDS
I hope they house paint was glossy red 'cause a Ferrari looks best when it is bright red. lol
great pictures too.
Oh yes I've been following Squirrel Queen for about 4 years and love all her post! I think her blog was the first place I saw Mad Snapper too.
So technically she introduced us. LOL
Hugs C

Maggie M said...

Oh, my goodness. LOL That was funny. That is a great picture of a strange piece of art. Love the colors but have no idea what it is supposed to be. All the pictures are terrific as all of yours are. Hugs

Rose said...

Haha...love it.

Coloring Outside the Lines said...

Ha Ha! That was a good one. What is that first pic of? I can't imagine.

Laura Delegal - Leroy Photography said...

Love blonde jokes. A blonde calls the fire stations and yells, "Help, help, my house is on fire." The fireman replies, "We'll be right there. Tell us how to get there." The blonde replies, "Duh, big red truck!" (LOL, my brother was a fireman who dies of leukemia a few years ago. He told me that joke and I love to share it with others.) God bless.

Cheryl @ TFD said...

LOLOL!! Love the joke! Okay, what's the thingy in the first photo?

Ludwig Keck said...

groaaaannnn !!

George said...

I've heard that story before, but I still enjoyed hearing it again. I like the art that you found.

Ann said...

maybe this is why I like art so much because it comes in so many different forms.

Chatty Crone said...

Oh my gosh that took my stomach away!!!!!!!!!!!!

missing moments said...

Lol...now that was unexpected!

Michaele said...

LOL! Now that's funny!!

Betsy Adams said...

Oh My Gosh... She painted the Ferrari????? Yipes... How funny.... That is a GREAT blonde joke!!!

Great set of pictures.
Hugs,
Betsy

Deb said...

you crack me up Sandra...nice photos too...

EG CameraGirl said...

Bwahaha!!

Val said...

Knee slapper!! Good one my friend :)