Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween 2013


Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no BODY to go with..

Why didn't Dracula have any friends?    Because he was a pain in the neck.


Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?   because they could not find their bats

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?  Because everyone was a goblin..

What did the mummy say to the detective?   let's wrap this case up....




PLEASE DONT' MISS GAIL'S HUMOROUS POEM ABOUT MUMMIES AND HOUSE WORK... CLICK ON GAIL AT THE FARM


33 comments:

Betty Manousos said...

simply amazing!

happy halloween!
xoxo

EG CameraGirl said...

Thanks for the smiles, Sandra!

Saucy Kodz said...

WELL, I FOUND MY WAY TO YOUR BLOG :)
I am laughing now, for when Gail mentioned Mad Snapper, I thought she was talking about a program that did the affects on her photos - so I hit the link and got to you. ha,ha
What a lovely post and definitely in the Halloween spirit you are. Thank you for visiting my place and also thank you for the information re: the photos. Have a wonderfully fun time tonight - we will :)

Unknown said...

Did you notice that you put Halloween 2014 as your "title" when just above it it reads October 21, 2013?

Cute funnies! Enjoy your graphics.
Sarah

Rebecca said...

Thanks for the laughs and Happy Halloween.

LindyLou Mac said...

Very creative. :)

Madi and Mom said...

OH LOOK AT YOUR CREATIVE SELF...WELL DONE.
LOVE THE VAMPIRE NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND THEIR BATS!!
HUGS MADI YOUR BOOFRIEND

Snapper II said...

Wow..Illustrations by "Madsnapper".

Willow said...

Ha Ha Loved the Halloween humor !!! and of course your creativity .

TexWisGirl said...

pun central! but i like it! :)

i loved gail's poem, too.

Blackberry Lane said...

Very cute. I think I'll treat John and myself to a Frosty in honor of Halloween!!!

George said...

I hope you have a very happy Halloween. This post is perfect for the day.

Cranberry Morning said...

LOL. Liked the riddles. But don't like daylight saving time leaving us. I don't mind getting up in the dark, but to suddenly have nighttime start in the afternoon is depressing.
Have a fun evening.

Susannah said...

Thanks for the fun!!! Always nice to come to your blog for some happiness!

Susannah

Inger said...

Something tells me this is one of your favorite holidays ~ hope you have a wonderful day.

From the Kitchen said...

Boo to you!!

Best,
Bonnie

Ginny said...

I love the cat and the kitten, and the kitten has green eyes! I am copying your jokes to tell Anne tonight!!! I think most of them, kids would like.

Rose said...

That sunset in that first one is awesome...sure fit with what you did to it.

Connie Arnold said...

Those are so cute! Happy Halloween, Sandra!

A Quiet Corner said...

Sandra, thanks for the grins!...:)JP

SweetMarie said...

Happy Halloween! Are you passing out candy?? :)

Ann said...

Your jokes were quite the Halloween treat. I needed a laugh after the forking out a fortune to the vet.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Fun post, love all your pictures and jokes! Happy Halloween

Miss Debbie said...

Cute jokes...and the neon shapes are cool!

SquirrelQueen said...

Scary and funny!
Love all the graphics especially that cute kitten. The jokes are hilarious, thanks for the giggles.
Happy Halloween!

Betsy Adams said...

Happy Halloween… I always love all of your crazy jokes!!!!

Hope your weather was better today than ours. It has rained and the wind has been wicked here all day long. I felt sorry for the little trick-or-treaters…

Hugs,
Betsy

Linda said...

LOVE it ALL!!! You are the BEST!

magscorner said...

Thanks for the giggles!! Hugs

photowannabe said...

I witch you a Happy Halloween one day late too...(:0)

Love the jokes and as always your sense of humor.
I jump-starts my morning.

Chatty Crone said...

I just read all these to Andy and he loved them.

And I love your header!

sandie

Mersad said...

Hope you had a fun Halloween. This post certainly suggests so! :D

Mersad
Mersad Donko Photography

Beatrice P. Boyd said...

Loved everything, Sandra, graphics and the puns which I shared with Grenville too.

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

Cute post:)