you might be old....if car hops and trays on the side of the car are things you remember well.
and if you remember BIG steering wheels, well....you have to be OLD...
A man went in the garage and said to the mechanic,"Have you got a wiper blade for my car?"
the mechanic looked out the door and said "OK, sounds like a fair deal"
My wife phoned me and said "I've got water in the carburetor" I was suitably impressed and said "OK, where's the car?" She replied "in the river."
I was in out in my Austin Healey the other morning when my boss rang up and told me "You've been promoted". And with that I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again".
And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, "Now ... you're managing director".
And I drove into a tree. Then a policeman came up and humorously asked, "What happened to you?"
And I said, "I've careered off the road".
IF YOU ARE A BIRD/ANIMAL LOVER AND WANT TO MEET A LADY WHO SPEAKS OSTRICH GO TO WHILES OF WILLOW...