I have a secret to tell you.....The ONLY reason I am overweight is that I do not diet because as long as I am overweight, my skin is stretched tight and my face has less wrinkles.
If I lost 20 pounds I would look like this... the fatter I am the more the skin smooths out... JUST SAYIN..
BREAKING NEWS.. you might Remember the post a few weeks ago This Was The Week That Was? the one where Murphy's Law came to stay the whole week.
Fast Forward 3 days....
Bob came in YELLING down the hall, "the electric bill is here.. $379.00 "
and I screamed "WHAT?" I grabbed the bill and there it was.. DOUBLE bill
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO... I
I remember I logged onto on line banking and typed in the $182.42 and looked down and the one from the month before was only 32 cents more, I was so busy calculating the 32 cents, I FORGOT TO PUSH THE PAY BILL NOW button.
At least they did not charge me a late fee and I was SHOCKED about that and the fact I DID NOT PAY THE BILL and did NOT KNOW I did not pay the bill.
And I kept say Darn You Murphy!!!! It was his fault because it can't be MY FAULT...