The Christmas Tree is down, the glass is cleaned and replaced.. You know I had to document it... My apologies to my friend Mersad for the following jokes.. and to all attorneys that might read this.
Taken from Disorder in the Courts.. thanks to my friend Lola for these. You can lay the blame on Lola Mersad, not me.
Witness: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Attorney: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Attorney; In what way does if affect your memory?
Witness: I forget
Attorney: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks
Attorney: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 18th
Attorney; What year?
Witness: Every year