My husband and I bicker constantly..Think Archie/Edith Bunker
A FEW things on our Bicker List:
Me: I am HOT it is 79 degrees in here
He: 79 is NOT hot, I am comfortable, my legs are even a little cold
Me: I am turning on the AC, I am sweating like a pig here
He: go get in the pool
Me: I don't want to get in the pool, that does no good to be cool while in the pool and hot in the house
Fast forward 20 minutes..
He: its is freezing in here, my legs are cold.
Me: it is only 76, that is NOT cold, it is comfortable.
DRIVING: I will not ride with him behind the wheel..
HE: turn the wheel, turn it sharp, cut the wheel. are you listening?
ME: no, I am not listening,I have been driving for 60 years, I think I know how to cut the wheel... what do you think I do when you are not with me?
HE: You never listen to a word I say, NEVER
ME: Then why do you keep saying them, you know I don't listen.
I will keep this private but believe me the neighbors probably know our differences (beside if I put it here you might start bickering with me)
ME: The TV is so loud I can't read my book, the sound is coming over what I am reading.
HE: That is because the sound goes down the hall and you can hear it better than I can.
ME; Right! I can hear better than you so the LOUD TV is hurting my ears.
He: That man is guilty as sin..
Me: you say that without knowing anything but what the media says..
He: The facts say he is guilty
Me: not the Facts, what the media says are not facts...they are opinions
(I will spare you the rest as this can go on for 10 minutes)
We have an on going Bicker about the
By now you are tired of reading and if I put all our bickers here, Blogger might implode....
That Said........ We still love each other and when things get HOT and I don't mean the Thermostat, I always think...
What if he were not here?
Who would I talk to, laugh with, poke fun at clothing on TV shows, point out the faults on contestants/judges on reality shows with,
Who would pull the thorn out of my foot and cut my hair?
There would be no one to LAUGH with or at and no one to open jars and cut grass and bathe dogs...protect me when things go bump in the night?
PLUS how could I DRIVE without instructions?
and last but not least, our income would be cut in HALF
think about that when things get hot...
Bickering is OK with me