Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Perspective

This five story  office building appears to be a tiny doll house,


From a WOMAN'S Perspective

Why do female spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts..



Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one. 
       
      "No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven." 
       
      "You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor." 
       
      The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas, " he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole.



What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.,

20 comments:

eileeninmd said...

Hello Sandra, thanks for the morning giggles.. I love the first shot, the building does look tiny and the trees look huge.. I have to tell my hubby about the female spiders and the snoring. Enjoy your day and the week ahead!

Madi and Mom said...

Why do female spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts..
MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL
HUGS AND THANKS FOR THE LOL/MOL
MADI AND MOM

Cranberry Morning said...

Haha. Loved this. I wonder why I thought the spider one was hilarious but you know who didn't even chuckle.

DeniseinVA said...

Good morning Sandra, your post is great to start my day off hubs actually chuckled at the spider one.

HOOTIN ANNI said...

LOL...I'd be praying hanging upside down from a telephone pole too. LOL

TexWisGirl said...

i like your perspective shots! thanks for the chuckles, too.

SweetMarie said...

the last is my favorite!! lol!!!

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Perspective is definitely in the eyes of the beholder. I thought that sign was a Monet but it is a Georges Seurat. (You learn something new each day!)

Ginny said...

Love it! How did you make the building little, a fisheye or a hill? I think my fave is the pretty painting. And the jokes!

Mildred said...

John and I both enjoyed your post!!! Hope you have a good evening. Are you and Bob happy with The Voice results?

Rose said...

I used to identify so much with the black widow one, and I still laugh every time I think of it...and I think of it fairly often. And I love the one about the man who has everything...I had not heard it.

Picturit said...

Great post Sandra with matching pics

Ann Thompson said...

I love this. That first joke about the female spider cracked me up and the last one with the two guys was really funny too

Deb said...

Giggling....as always you make me smile and think

Chatty Crone said...

Hey I like this on perspective - I got the message and I needed it today. Thanks.

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

Point of view goes well with your shutter. Thanks for some chuckles.

Rebecca said...

Always amusing to stop by your blog.

Gail said...

It is all about our perception! Great post.

EG CameraGirl said...

Yep, these sure are funny!!

DawnTreader said...

Trees taller than the buildings. That's better than the other way round.