Saturday, August 8, 2015

Archive Dive for Ducks 2


A duck walks into a pharmacy and says "do you have any chapstick?"
When the pharmacist hands it to the duck he says,
Thanks, just put it on my bill.....


Which side of the duck has the most feathers?
The outside..


A man in a movie notices what looks like a duck sitting next to him. "Are you a duck? the man says surprised? 
Yes...
Then what are you doing at a movie?
Well, said the duck, I liked to the book....




18 comments:

eileeninmd said...

Hello Sandra, cute funnies and cute ducks. Enjoy your weekend!

Ann said...

I love it when I can start my day with corny jokes. These are cute and your duck pictures are awesome. Love the ones with the wings spread out

TexWisGirl said...

very cute jokes and photos, too.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Cute pictures and I enjoyed the jokes! Have a nice weekend.

Rose said...

Great images...I should start collecting jokes for Lorelei...she would like these.

Ruth Hiebert said...

Great pictures.

DeniseinVA said...

I love your archive diving. These are great photos and those ducks are so pretty.

EG CameraGirl said...

Ha! Cute jokes, Sandra!

Kathy said...

I love ducks. I wish I had some on my pond!

Dory and the Mama said...

Great use of the archives!! Thanks for the ducky giggles!

Crystal Mary said...

Fabulous photos and a wonderful pretty subject. My hubby has carved many of these and we have them on show in our home. God is so good in every detail. xx

Chatty Crone said...

Your photos are just fabulous- like usual. And I love the jokes - just put it on the bill.............hope you are feeling better.

Betty Manousos said...

cute jokes and excellent shots!

DawnTreader said...

:) haha

Montanagirl said...

You are too funny. Love the photos.

What Karen Sees said...

Awesome photos made even better by having a chuckle or two while enjoying them!

Linda said...

YOU are the BEST!!!

SweetMarie said...

I still miss my mallards. :) wonderful photos!