I decided to count down to Saint Patricks day with Nature's Greens... These greens were taken in our back yard...
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!