Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Nature's Wearing O' the Green 1


I decided to count down to Saint Patricks day with Nature's Greens... These greens were taken in our back yard...
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock.

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.



Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!


16 comments:

diane b said...

As Kermit sang, 'I'm feeling Green"

jandi said...

ha ha! have a happy day!

Madi and Mom said...

mol mol mol MS YOU CRACKED US UP WITH THE JOKES.
HUGS MADI AND MOM

eileeninmd said...

Good morning, Sandra! I loved the funnies. So cute! The greens are pretty. Happy Tuesday, enjoy your day!

TexWisGirl said...

very pretty.

Gail said...

Love your greens.

Rose said...

LOL...good start to the day.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Love the greens and enjoyed the jokes :) You look so cute in your header!!!

Dory and the Mama said...

TeeHeeHee....Thanks so much for the morning giggles!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Denise inVA said...

Always a good read with a cup of coffee. Thanks Sandra!

crafty cat corner said...

Maybe that's the trouble with me, not enough rest rooms. lol
Briony
x

jeannettestgermain said...

The quote about the shamrocks made me smile:):) Happy St Paddy's day!

HOOTIN ANNI said...

Pretty 'greens'!! Is that an elephant plant?

Cute funnies too.

Ann said...

Blogging 'o the green. Great idea. I love the corny jokes too

Ruth Hiebert said...

Vibrant and lovely greens.

Ida said...

Lots of pretty greenery here and lovely white flowers blooming. Some fun jokes too. I especially enjoyed the one about regular rocks being to heavy.