Friday, January 27, 2017

Oh That Shark Bite...


 I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.


I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I’d better watch my ass.


I told my friend I was attacked by a shark.
He said, “Did you punch it on the nose?”
I said, “No, it just attacked me for no reason.”

Photo of wall mural in ladies restroom at Goodwill..

8 comments:

Ginny Hartzler said...

Wow! This is very cool, considering it is Goodwill. It looks like this was drawn by kids. I go there at least once a week. In the last month, I have gotten two winter coats. A red one from L.L. Bean, and a pink one. Three dollars each! Most of my clothes are from there.

Ginny Hartzler said...

P.S. I love thrifting! One of my favorite things to do is go to a big city, and visit ALL the Goodwills and thrift stores there! The city of Richmond has 17 Goodwills! But I have never been to all of them.

jandi said...

oh these are too funny! have a happy day!

eileeninmd said...

Good morning, Sandra! I love the funnies. The mural is beautiful. Thanks for the laughs! Happy Friday, enjoy your weekend!

Mevely317 said...

Chuckles!

Now, I need to look out for artwork in our Goodwill ladies room! I wonder if they don't solicit students' artwork from the local elementary schools....

Ann Thompson said...

What acool mural. How silly of that man to yell to a shark for help....lol

Rose said...

Oh, goodness, those first two have me in tears. I need to send them to my brother...they are just the type of joke he would love.

Dory and the Mama said...

TeeHeeHee...Love your punnies today!!