I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I’d better watch my ass.
I told my friend I was attacked by a shark.
He said, “Did you punch it on the nose?”
I said, “No, it just attacked me for no reason.”
Photo of wall mural in ladies restroom at Goodwill..