What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve ! HO HO HO (appropriate since Sandra Claus is a female)
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !
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How many chimney does Sandra Claus go down ? Stacks ! Ho HO HO
Who's there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !
and for my Grand Finale!!!! Sandra Claus fades into the past today.... see you 12/25/2011
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off she goes in a cloud of smoke !
Oh Sandra Claus - I will miss the humor - although I do love these images of you! What a beautiful Sandra Claus you are...
ReplyDeleteIt's Christmas, Eve! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteSandra, I hope you and your family had a Wonderful Christmas celebration.
Happy New Year from (rainy) Southern California.
God Bless You, ~Ron :-)
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Haaa...see you next year Sandra Claus. Gerry
ReplyDeleteThat's a Grand Finale, Sandra Claus! I love you "Christmas tree"... hoho... see you..
ReplyDeleteThis certainly is a grand finale for Sandra Claus. I look forward to seeing her again next year.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful, beautiful, beautiful!!!! You have outdone yourself, I think this is my favorite post of yours ever!!! What a nice surprise to see my Sister Sandra, it brought a big smile to my face! The first picture-you are georgous! That one is my favorite, then the last one! You have your very own Christmas tree decorated by God! The last picture is hauntingly beautiful, why black and white, does that represent you fading away? Are you taking a brreak? Will you be not posting till New Year's day now?
ReplyDeleteYou have almost a whole year to stock up on Santa Claus jokes! Love the red dress!
ReplyDeleteBest,
Bonnie
P.S. Forgot, I got so involved with your pictures I forgot to say I ADORE your header!!!
ReplyDeleteSmiling here! Thanks for the perfect ending! Love the pics. You look beautiful!
ReplyDeleteLove your Sandra Claus post and the pictures. I needed an extra boost of smiles this morning.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day.
Is it really over???? I will miss Sandra Claus ---and now will have to wait 'til next year for more of her crazy jokes....
ReplyDeleteGreat pictures of you. Love that red dress...
Hope you have a fabulous week... Happy New Year.
Hugs,
Betsy
Yes Virginia, there is a Sandra Claus!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the giggles!
☼ Sunny
Sandra Claus, you are really lovely and amazing woman! :-)
ReplyDeleteHO HO HO! sandie
ReplyDeleteI'm surely going to miss Sandra Claus. I wonder if maybe there might be a sandra cotton tail, hopping down the blogging trail in a couple months...lol
ReplyDeleteYour jokes have been a pleasure and you look just lovely in your holiday attire.
You've done your job well!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat fun, this was a great send off for Santa Clause. We will miss the Christmas jokes, corn and all, but look forward to next year.
ReplyDeleteLove how Sandra Clause fades away in a puff of smoke!
Christmas put me so behind! I've had such fun reading the posts I've missed. I just love your Santa Sandra portraits!!! And I wish I had the kind of 'Christmas tree' you're standing next to! I hope you had a wonderful day!!
ReplyDeleteI love the top one of you next to the bottle brush? It was a hectic week with lots of entertaining and cooking..I'm still not together. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas!
ReplyDeleteI am catching up on blogs today. All of them are good and funny! Love the pictures of you in your beautiful Sandra Claus outfit. I especailly love the picture in the glass with the smoke. Beautiful. You should frame that one. Love ya...
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