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Pandemic Entertainment by MadSnapper
Our living space includes one big room, living and kitchen, the entire middle of the house. If we are awake we are in that area.
The 108 inch Window frames the house accross the street.
About a year ago, we watched 4 adults move in. 3 months later 2 more adults moved in.
The day they moved in we spent the entire day watching, it was better than TV. First they took a 70's firebird off the back of a trailer.
What a hoot! They tried and tried again and again to back the trailer up to the carport. finally left it sideways, the girl gets in the car while it is ON the trailer, the two guys push it down, while she guides.
We were splitting our sides. then they pushed it backwards into the carport. We surmised it must not run because other than the day 6 weeks later when they pushed it out of one side and into the other side and covered with a tarp, it remains undriven.
The first move was not much to watch, the 2nd move in I spent the entire day telling bob what they had moved in or OUT.
I actually counted out loud to Bob, each drum part they took off and in the house. And described it.
Peering out the bedroom window, I would shout, they just took and entire drum set inside. Now they are taking 2 more drums, Bob they just took 2 more, they don't match.
He answers where are they putting all this stuff. the house is only 1850 sq feet.
What about the noise all cooped up with a drumer???
We call the house, The Parking Lot. Six Adults, Seven Cars.
we call the people Mom and Dad, Big Man, Big girl, Small man, small girl.
We have surmised they are family because the girls look just alike except for size. thus the Big and Small and both girls look just like Mom. By girls, I mean young, like mid 30's. Young compared to us
PLEASE, keep in mind while judging this post, we have been locked down
by Pandemic we have Zero to talk about.
2 weeks ago, Big and Big came home in a convertible, a brand new Camaro. With the top down.. LONG discussion on which of the cars was missing and was traded.
Imagine our shock when instead of 6 cars there were now 7.
I quickly checked the price of a new Carmaro! Wow
Listen to a FEW of our MANY comments...
the Camaro just came home, that makes 6 cars in the lot.
The Audi just left, there are only 4 cars across the street.
The big guy in the red car, just came home with take out. No wait, she has a bag to. How do they afford to eat nothing but takeout when the rent on the house is 1800.00 a month?
Well, they have 6 people paying rent together! How do they live shut inside with the windows all closed and only 2 people who sometimes go to work?
Have you ever seen them bring grocery bags in the in the house?
How do 6 adults live together in a 3 bedroom house? they never go outside. I saw 2 dogs twice, so when do the dogs go out to pee? they are boxers, big dogs, I feel bad for them.
Maybe the dogs aren't there now, haven't seen them since the first week.
No, they are there I hear them bark sometimes
Maybe they take them in the back yard out the back door. There is no fence, they must use the leash, the only times i saw them they were on leash.
Look, bob, they got a new lawn mower, its bright green, and makes no noise. I can't even hear it.
Does it have a power cord?
No, but no sound and they are cutting the weeds.
Then it is one of those rechargeable ones. I saw it on TV, it comes with 2 other things, a set, they are all rechargeable. Plug a thing in the wall and recharges all of it.
Well, that is what they got, because now the big girl is out with a bright green car wash power sprayer. I bet That's what came in the Amazon truck yesterday. Must be the set because its the same color...
The Fedex truck and Amazon trucks come almost every day. Where are they putting all this stuff with 6 people in the house?
Only two of them work, so who pays for all this?
Yeah, and what do they do all day, shut in that house. The only time a car leaves is to pick up dinner.
Bob, the carpet cleaning truck is back, this makes 4 times in a year.
Probably from the dogs messing in the house since they never go outside.
This house is what keeps our conversations going and is better entertainment than cable TV...
All this from our living room window.....I wonder what a set of binoculars cost???????
And NO they don't spend their time talking about us because they never open their curtains.
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