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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Senior Santas

  1. Does Santa have any money? No. That is why they call him Saint Nickeless.
  2. How do Santa and Mrs. Claus get around? On an icicle built for two


 A senior Santa was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's urgent voice warning him. "Herman, I just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on I-77. Please be careful! "Heck" says Senior Santa, "its not just ONE car, it's hundreds of them."




My sweet little Santa is only 2 inches tall, he is supposed to climb a candle, but he can drive sleighs and climb Christmas trees.
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17 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 16, 2010 at 7:04 AM

    Your Jokes are getting better. I love it, made me smile. Great pics of santa.
    Your joke reminded me of one I herd years ago,
    A Grand mother watching her grand son on parade with the band was herd to say, "Look my grand son is the only one in step" But aren't we all like that some time. J.A.M.(Just ask Madeline)

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  2. RoeHDecember 16, 2010 at 7:33 AM

    Amen. :)

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  3. DawnTreaderDecember 16, 2010 at 8:00 AM

    Well I guess if they can climb chimneys...

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  4. LCDecember 16, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    Love your little Santa and senior Santa sagas! I'm entering the Christmas whirlwind right now, totally due to chronic procrastinitis! So thanks for the ho ho ho!

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  5. SunnyDecember 16, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    Your little Santa is so cute and thanks for my morning giggle.
    ☼ Sunny

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  6. Ginny HartzlerDecember 16, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    Cute jokes! Well the Santa is cute because he holds on things, but I'm looking at the tiny angel, I like her better. She is so snall, and is that an accordian she's playing?? I've never seen such a thing! I have to show Phil, because he plays accordian, and plays it in church.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 16, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    LOL! Thanks for my morning laugh to go along with my cup of coffee :-)

    ~Ron

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  8. GeorgeDecember 16, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    I like your cute Santa climbing the Christmas tree. Thanks for the smiles you've provided.

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  9. Betsy Banks AdamsDecember 16, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    Dot. com, huh?????? Ho Ho Ho.... Love your crazy jokes... They always make me laugh outloud...

    That little Santa hanging onto your tree is so cute. Is he your Treetop Santa --rather than the Treetop Angel?????? LOVE HIM.
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  10. Kilauea PoetryDecember 16, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    I remember telling that one (1-77) to my mom (she's 89yrs) and boy she had tears in her eyes she was laughing so hard! Well I enjoyed the lighting in theses colorful Santa's and intend to finally decorate my now straight tree today!
    Wishing you a sunny day-:)

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  11. RemingtonDecember 16, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    Smiling in Minnesota! Thank you!

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  12. AnnDecember 16, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    perfect little giggles to end my day with. Love your little santa, he's so cute

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  13. S. EtoleDecember 16, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    thanks for the Christmas smiles ...

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  14. srpDecember 16, 2010 at 10:53 PM

    Love the Senior Santa jokes or puns.... and the little Santa is adorable as well.

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  15. SquirrelQueenDecember 17, 2010 at 3:12 AM

    Aw Sandra, your little Santa is so cute. He looks like he has that sleigh under complete control. Love this batch of jokes especially the wrong-way Santa.

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  16. Chatty CroneDecember 17, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    Saint Nickeless - where do you get all of these?

    Love, sandie

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  17. Dawning InspirationDecember 19, 2010 at 3:42 AM

    Thanks my friend - I needed the laughs tonight!

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