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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween 2013


Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party? Because he had no BODY to go with..

Why didn't Dracula have any friends?    Because he was a pain in the neck.


Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?   because they could not find their bats

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?  Because everyone was a goblin..

What did the mummy say to the detective?   let's wrap this case up....




PLEASE DONT' MISS GAIL'S HUMOROUS POEM ABOUT MUMMIES AND HOUSE WORK... CLICK ON GAIL AT THE FARM


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33 comments:

  1. Betty ManousosOctober 31, 2013 at 5:17 AM

    simply amazing!

    happy halloween!
    xoxo

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  2. EG CameraGirlOctober 31, 2013 at 6:10 AM

    Thanks for the smiles, Sandra!

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  3. LilliStJohnOctober 31, 2013 at 6:30 AM

    WELL, I FOUND MY WAY TO YOUR BLOG :)
    I am laughing now, for when Gail mentioned Mad Snapper, I thought she was talking about a program that did the affects on her photos - so I hit the link and got to you. ha,ha
    What a lovely post and definitely in the Halloween spirit you are. Thank you for visiting my place and also thank you for the information re: the photos. Have a wonderfully fun time tonight - we will :)

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  4. UnknownOctober 31, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    Did you notice that you put Halloween 2014 as your "title" when just above it it reads October 21, 2013?

    Cute funnies! Enjoy your graphics.
    Sarah

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  5. Suburban GirlOctober 31, 2013 at 7:13 AM

    Thanks for the laughs and Happy Halloween.

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  6. LindyLouMacOctober 31, 2013 at 7:20 AM

    Very creative. :)

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  7. My Mind's EyeOctober 31, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    OH LOOK AT YOUR CREATIVE SELF...WELL DONE.
    LOVE THE VAMPIRE NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND THEIR BATS!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BOOFRIEND

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  8. UnknownOctober 31, 2013 at 7:56 AM

    Wow..Illustrations by "Madsnapper".

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  9. WillowOctober 31, 2013 at 9:52 AM

    Ha Ha Loved the Halloween humor !!! and of course your creativity .

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  10. TexWisGirlOctober 31, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    pun central! but i like it! :)

    i loved gail's poem, too.

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  11. AnonymousOctober 31, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    Very cute. I think I'll treat John and myself to a Frosty in honor of Halloween!!!

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  12. GeorgeOctober 31, 2013 at 11:35 AM

    I hope you have a very happy Halloween. This post is perfect for the day.

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  13. Cranberry MorningOctober 31, 2013 at 11:40 AM

    LOL. Liked the riddles. But don't like daylight saving time leaving us. I don't mind getting up in the dark, but to suddenly have nighttime start in the afternoon is depressing.
    Have a fun evening.

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  14. SusannahOctober 31, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    Thanks for the fun!!! Always nice to come to your blog for some happiness!

    Susannah

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  15. IngerOctober 31, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    Something tells me this is one of your favorite holidays ~ hope you have a wonderful day.

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  16. From the KitchenOctober 31, 2013 at 1:10 PM

    Boo to you!!

    Best,
    Bonnie

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  17. Ginny HartzlerOctober 31, 2013 at 1:25 PM

    I love the cat and the kitten, and the kitten has green eyes! I am copying your jokes to tell Anne tonight!!! I think most of them, kids would like.

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  18. RoseOctober 31, 2013 at 4:21 PM

    That sunset in that first one is awesome...sure fit with what you did to it.

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  19. Connie ArnoldOctober 31, 2013 at 4:31 PM

    Those are so cute! Happy Halloween, Sandra!

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  20. jp@A Green RidgeOctober 31, 2013 at 4:46 PM

    Sandra, thanks for the grins!...:)JP

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  21. Marie October 31, 2013 at 5:37 PM

    Happy Halloween! Are you passing out candy?? :)

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  22. AnnOctober 31, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    Your jokes were quite the Halloween treat. I needed a laugh after the forking out a fortune to the vet.

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  23. Debby@Just BreatheOctober 31, 2013 at 7:15 PM

    Fun post, love all your pictures and jokes! Happy Halloween

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  24. Miss DebbieOctober 31, 2013 at 8:04 PM

    Cute jokes...and the neon shapes are cool!

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  25. SquirrelQueenOctober 31, 2013 at 10:19 PM

    Scary and funny!
    Love all the graphics especially that cute kitten. The jokes are hilarious, thanks for the giggles.
    Happy Halloween!

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  26. Betsy Banks AdamsOctober 31, 2013 at 11:11 PM

    Happy Halloween… I always love all of your crazy jokes!!!!

    Hope your weather was better today than ours. It has rained and the wind has been wicked here all day long. I felt sorry for the little trick-or-treaters…

    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  27. LindaNovember 1, 2013 at 12:49 AM

    LOVE it ALL!!! You are the BEST!

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  28. AnonymousNovember 1, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    Thanks for the giggles!! Hugs

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  29. photowannabeNovember 1, 2013 at 12:50 PM

    I witch you a Happy Halloween one day late too...(:0)

    Love the jokes and as always your sense of humor.
    I jump-starts my morning.

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  30. Chatty CroneNovember 1, 2013 at 10:38 PM

    I just read all these to Andy and he loved them.

    And I love your header!

    sandie

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  31. MersadNovember 2, 2013 at 10:23 AM

    Hope you had a fun Halloween. This post certainly suggests so! :D

    Mersad
    Mersad Donko Photography

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  32. Beatrice P. BoydNovember 2, 2013 at 5:41 PM

    Loved everything, Sandra, graphics and the puns which I shared with Grenville too.

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  33. Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotteNovember 3, 2013 at 3:54 PM

    Cute post:)

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