Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Train Made Me Fatter

 Bob's new crocs. 
Photos from Red Barn Flea Market, and a little humor
.What kind of shoes do spies wear?   "Sneakers"

We bought the shoes, wandered and smelled the aromas and made our selves pass up all the FOOD booths. We get to the car with our 7 dollar shoes that really cost 28.00 because of course we bought other things, and there sat the Tropicana Train blocking the exit.
It would be a good 20 minutes wait before we could get out the entrance.

We Were FORCED to go back inside and find something good to eat.

Bad Train! Bad! Bad! BAD!


While we stuffed our selves with a soft pretzel and a coke, I ranted on and on about the What IF a person fell or had a stroke or heart attack? how would the EMS get in here to save us?


Definition of Relay.....  what chickens do when farmers take their eggs away.

How do comedians like their eggs?    Funny side up...



The barn at Larry and Susan's farm burned down, and Susan called the insurance company. 
Susan: "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money." 
Agent: "Wait just a minute, Susan... it doesn't work quite like that. We will determine the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth." 
Susan, after a pause: "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."


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31 comments:

  1. I'm drooling over the sausage and potatoes :) I also now need to reconsider that insurance policy on Wade....lol

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  2. Haha! I love that last joke. I going to share that one with BG. The crocs look comfortable!

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  3. Nice footwear, delicious eats & adorable chicken & eggs !

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  4. I suspect you enjoyed those soft pretzels and cokes and were rather happy about that train "forcing" you to turn back. ;)

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  5. Yum...soft pretzels! Who knows what God was protecting you from on the other side of the train? That helps me get over aggravation sometimes! :-)
    I like the old couple...cute. And the jokes...where do you find all those??ha! ha!

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  6. I like the crocs! I would be the same way thinking "what if" with the train blocking the road. Quite frequently, my car gets "blocked" in a handicapped parking space because UPS pulls up behind me to make deliveries. That's just not right!

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  7. Well at least you had good food to help you wait out the train! I like those crocs- I wear mine whenever I have to go out to feed the horse- you can imagine they are not very pretty by now.

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  8. the soft pretzel would have done me in, for sure.

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  9. I love markets like that. My Fisherman fishes in his crocks.

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  10. Ditto EG Camera Girl. I was just admiring your determination, when Bam! Your determination done in by a train!

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  11. You never know......some things are just meant to be. BUT...I sure could go for some of that sausage right now!!!!!!

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  12. Hilarious! I am on a diet to lose the 15 pounds I gained between Halloween and New Years, so the food photo was especially pleasing, afterall you cannot gain calories by looking. I wish they had a smell feature on blogs.. LOL

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  13. Thanks for the info abt the jokes and the heads up about my post! :-)

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  14. Crocks are the best!

    p.s. can you get me that old farmer's phone number?

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  15. Nice croks :) I cracked about the funnies in between your text...sneakers..just too funny. Hope you're having a good day. It has been a day driving through beautiful sceneries through the mountains, seen sleet, snow and sunshine all in one day. The changes of the weather in Ireland :)

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  16. MOL MOL MOL Well it is a well know fact waiting makes one ravenous!! And it is crucial that one eat sweet buns to control the hungry.

    You are so funny
    Hugs C

    PS Fuzzy Tales is having the same problem with not being able to scroll down. She found out by mistake the up and down arrow scrolls and it is faster.
    Woo HOO so there Blogger!

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  17. At least you have a train to blame it on.I don't have that excuse,sorry,reason.LOL

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  18. I would be thinking the same thing. lol Last joke is too funny!

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  19. Oh, I understand about the train--believe me. Terre Haute has a LOT of train crossings...they have built two overpasses over some of them, but that still leaves a lot of trains...and I have always sworn that someone would just die at certain times...and probably have died and we just don't know it.

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  20. You wouldn't think they would let a train sit there that long to block people in without another way out. That is kind of scary when you think about it. The food looked really good! The flea markets here would be disappointing to you after going to that one I'm sure. I don't think they have food and if they do it would be hot dogs. It has been a long time since I've went in a flea market because they want too much for their stuff.

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  21. Oh no, bad train. Of course being forced into eating soft pretzels wouldn't be all that bad. I love that cute chicken and her eggs. Relay? Hahaha.

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  22. these are funny...I like your shoes!! and the buns looks yummy

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  23. Darn train. Butt I think I would love to have a soft pretzel...Ooooo with Parmesan cheese.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  24. Bob will be colorful in his new crocs and that was a bad train to force you to have that soft pretzel. Of course, i would not have such a good excuse if I saw them.

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  25. Sounds like a great day out minus the roadblock.

    Cute jokes.

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  26. Flea Markets can be fun. I sometimes go to one near my dad in Florida. Like the jokes too! Have a great Sunday.

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  27. Bad train is right! How very thoughtless of it.

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  28. lol!!
    these are hilarious! thanks for the laugh!!

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