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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

I Used to be....

I used to be a nun, but I got expelled because of my dirty habits.
I used to be a transplant surgeon, but my heart just wasn't in it.
I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way
I used to be a train driver but I got sidetracked.

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

I tried working in a bakery, but was told I wasn't "bread" for it.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Derek - Arizona 
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
 
Above is a Palm Fern at Selby Gardens
John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.  I used to be a funny bunny, WHAT HAPPENED???

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13 comments:

  1. SquirrelQueenSeptember 21, 2011 at 4:55 AM

    You are one very funny lady!

    I love your shots of the Staghorn fern, it is so pretty. What kind of palm is in that last photo?

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  2. CatherineSeptember 21, 2011 at 5:41 AM

    Grooooaaaaannnnnn! LOL! ;)

    Happy Wednesday Sandra!
    xo Catherine

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  3. LCSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:51 AM

    Very punny norning to you, Madsnapper! And thanks Squirrel Queen for staghorn ID and posing my question?The palm shi is interesting texture and patterns.

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  4. ChristineSeptember 21, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    You haven't lost your touch Sandra! You're still quite the funny girl! Love the fern on the palm tree.

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  5. Marie September 21, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    You're so silly! You crack me up!
    I like all the pics, especially the last one...wow!

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  6. TexWisGirlSeptember 21, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    oh, sandra! :)

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  7. RemingtonSeptember 21, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    You just made my day! Thank you!

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  8. DebSeptember 21, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    you crack me up Sandra...love the photos...

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  9. Cheryl @ TFDSeptember 21, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    Too funny! Thanks for the laughs! Photos are great, too.

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  10. Ruth HiebertSeptember 21, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    HA! HA! HA! Nice pictures,by the way.

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  11. SusannahSeptember 21, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    What a girl! Way to go!

    Susannah

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  12. AnnSeptember 21, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    Well you've been busy in your lifetime with all those career moves....lol
    My favorite of course is the one about the baker. I guess maybe I was bread for it

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  13. Chatty CroneSeptember 21, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    You really got some funny ones today - enjoyed it all. sandie

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