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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Lifeguard On The Move

Benny Cohen was pulled out of the ocean by a lifeguard. His wife ran over sobbing, "Benny! Benny, what happened?!"

"Madam, please don't get hysterical," said the lifeguard. "I'm just going to give your husband some artificial respiration and he'll be fine."

"What!" Mrs. Cohen yelled. "My Benny gets either real respiration or nothing."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Lifeguard#ixzz1WzHGHzgQ

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20 comments:

  1. photowannabeSeptember 6, 2011 at 2:54 AM

    HaHaHa...I guess I prefer real to artificial too...(:0)

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  2. SquirrelQueenSeptember 6, 2011 at 4:09 AM

    Real is always good!

    We know a lifeguard (captain) down in LA county, we'll have to send him the link to this post. That guy looks like he's having way too much fun.

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  3. diane bSeptember 6, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    hee hee hee. He sure does look like he is enjoying his job.

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  4. BonnieSeptember 6, 2011 at 7:54 AM

    Ha! Gosh what a beautiful day at the beach. Enjoy the week!

    Bonnie

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  5. UnknownSeptember 6, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Yes! This is protecting the dunes.
    Here in savannah Ga the dunes are recovering. Now they want to put an asphalt path for these ATV's.
    Go figure.
    Great photos though.

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  6. TexWisGirlSeptember 6, 2011 at 8:04 AM

    ha ha!

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  7. Betty ManousosSeptember 6, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    lol!
    i think he rocks!

    ...and of course, real is always good.

    betty xx

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  8. Marie September 6, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    Looks so quiet there, how relaxing. Great joke!

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  9. CatherineSeptember 6, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    LOL ~ too funny!
    xo Catherine

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  10. RemingtonSeptember 6, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    Ha ha ha! What a perfect way to start my day....thank you, my friend!

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  11. ChristineSeptember 6, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    That young man seems to be really enjoying his work!

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  12. DebSeptember 6, 2011 at 11:36 AM

    LOL....you crack me up...great photos...nice way to travel on the beach...

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  13. GeorgeSeptember 6, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    He looks like he's in a hurry to get some place. Maybe lunch? These are good pictures.

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  14. Ginny HartzlerSeptember 6, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    I love stealth shots of people doing things! He looks like he is more rushing to have fun than to work! Those big dune hills below, really interesting, I would think they would get eventually blown away by the wind. Graves, REALLY??? Perhaps dead surfers?

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2011 at 1:23 PM

    LOL I needed that : )

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  16. ValSeptember 6, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    thanks for the giggle...especially since I used to be one a lifeguard ;)

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  17. Betsy Banks AdamsSeptember 6, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Cute one, Sandra... I agree... Who wants 'artificial' anything?????? ha ha
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  18. S. EtoleSeptember 6, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Thanks for the smiles today!

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  19. Chatty CroneSeptember 6, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    Okay I'll take real or artificial respiration from this fellow!

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  20. AnnSeptember 6, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Well now, I never thought of it that way, I suppose real over artificial would be better now wouldn't it...lol
    The guy in the picture looks like he takes his job seriously

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