Monday, November 24, 2025

You Got to know when to hold them

 


You got to know when to hold them, You got to know when to fold them, and know when to walk away....thanks Kenny Rogers.. 


Meet my new LAMPER


I know this LAMPER is mine because a Walmart delivery person sat it on the front porch this week and left it filled with my grocery order. I know its mine because it came with my name on it. Also, I know I ordered it. Now I ponder, would it be a Glamper if they had put a few rhinestones on it?



Made in USA, Women Owned, Part basket, part hamper, I don't get the Lamper name, and if you do please advise.
I really don't care if its owned by women and I would take bets that the factory is not manned by women making the hamper/lamper .
Further more 😁😁
just who are they sending to hold this thing while I fold?

If sending someone I want them to do the folding and I will hold it.
Or sit it down and go sit myself down with a book.

Please for those of you who speak French, tell me what it says and why it's on a label of a basket made in the USA owned by women.
Are the women in France but they came to USA to make a LAMPER?
I ordered it because mine broke into pieces, its black and will not show dirt like the white one I had, I do have enough memory left to know how to use it. 
FOR NOW.
while typing this mumbo/ jumbo, it occurred to me to ask AI if Troy MI is close to Canada and was told its only a 20 minute drive to the border, so there, now I know.
 I could go on and on but by now you are either asleep from boredom or Gone Baby Gone.



21 comments:

  1. I can think of a million uses for this. It is made in the U.S.A. so why the French is a mystery!

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  2. Hari Om
    I believe the French and Spanish versions of the english part basket part hamper are because the company has business over both north and south borders (Canada having French as second language and Mexico... well...) I would also be inclined to think that if a company is owned by women, it most likely employs women, too. It looks like an official logo so may be researchable... YAM xx

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  3. Thanks for the research, YAM. I am amazed that anyone is surprised at the addition of languages other than English. If you make a product and hope to sell it in countries where other than English is spoken you will need to add the appropriate translation. Here in Canada nothing is sold without English and French on it and that opens up the possibility of new markets. The United States is effectively a bilingual country anyway, whether official or not. Spanish is spoken across wide swathes of the country, and how often do we hear about politicians pursuing the Hispanic vote? Only you, Sandra, could instigate this lively discussion over a new hamper! Offhand, I can’t think of a French or Spanish word for lamper!

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  4. Hello
    I would think if they advertise it is made in the USA , they would just use the English language. Lamper is a weird name for the laundry basket. Take care, happy Monday! Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving week!

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  5. I have never heard of this. However, I like that it is made in USA and a woman owned business. I am sure the other languages are due to where it is sold.

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  6. I am sure laughing at myself. When I first looked at the first picture, I thought it was a cheese grater. I Know...crazy!! I can only contribute this to my dry eyes this morning. I was thinking...why would this be called a lamper. LOL. Happy Thanksgiving week Sandra.

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  7. So long as it does the job, it doesn't matter what it's called!

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  8. An unusual name for what I would call a laundry hamper. I have 2 that look similar and in white, but black seems a better choice.

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  9. I'll just say it - the name bugs me! Why reinvent the wheel? Come on, women you can do better!

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  10. Definitions of "lamper":

    One who hunts with a light: A person who takes part in the activity of "lamping," which is hunting or fishing at night using bright lights to startle or illuminate prey.

    A lamprey: A dialectal and less common term for a lamprey, an eel-like fish with a round sucking mouth. The term "lamper eel" is used for this specific meaning.

    A heavy walker: In some dialectal contexts, "lamper" can be a verb meaning to walk heavily.

    A brand name for a laundry hamper: A brand name for a combination laundry basket and hamper, used for collecting and transporting laundry, notes this product page.

    To drink: In a very specific, less common meaning from Wiktionary, it can mean to quaff or swig.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Sandra. Big hug to you and lots of scritches to handsome Beau. ♥

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  11. It looks like a nice purchase but I've never heard of a lamper. Interesting!

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  12. BOL BOL wonder if a camper has a lamper in it?
    What a fun post
    Hugs Cecilia

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  13. (L)aundry h(amper) Hard work to come up with that name but glad you got a new basket to hold your laundry. Happy Folding ...
    Black is a great choice too.
    Sue

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  14. Nice hamper with an interesting name. Yeah, it needs some "cha cha's" on it, as my sister-in-law would say. It's way too plain. 😁
    Love 💗

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  15. Only you (!) could craft a fun blog post from a humble laundry basket! I gotta admit, it's a looker, even sans bling. Folding? I don't even know what that is. (lol)
    Now, inquiring minds need to know, have you seen Gone, Baby, Gone or is that a figure of speech? (Even years after the fact, that movie weights on my mind.)

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  16. I asked Perplexity what a Lamper hamper is and it said it’s just a lamper, a combination of laundry basket and hamper. Didn’t respond to the capitalization indicating a brand name. I could ask more. https://www.perplexity.ai/search/ddb35716-e386-4a92-ac22-64d52f89a63a

    Hopefully the link will work. 😊 ❤️💕❤️💕❤️💕

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  17. Duh! So Lamper isn’t a brand, Home Logic is. Perplexity doesn't know it is women owned. Emailed you a link to what it said.

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  18. That is a very nice lamper!!! Big hugs from all of us.

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  19. I'm thinking Laundry hAMPER, but I am weird.

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  20. I couldn't think of why lamper either but reading messymimi's comment, I agree with her. Hamper Lamper makes sense.

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