Question: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
Answer: Yahweh drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury (an automobile produced by Plymouth from 1955 to 1989).
Israel's Triumph (a British automobile produced from 1921 to 1984) could be heard after the death of Goliath (2 Samuel 17:52, New Living Translation.
Acts 2:12 says Jesus' followers "were all in one Accord," a car continuously produced by Honda for 50 years
Psalm 83 seems to say that the Almighty owns both a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." -- Psalm 83:15
God may favor Dodge pickup trucks since the Israelites were warned not to follow Moses up on the mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." -- Exodus 19:13
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| Imagination , Fantasy by the Mad One |
25 comments:
Yes, hurray for laughter! I love those jokes, and that they are coming from you. 😊❤️
Great jokes! And your last photo, maybe up to the imagination? To me, it looks like a ghost coming up out of the sea.
ha! that is fantastic... have a funny wednesday
Hari OM
LOL... Thanks for the giggles. YAM xx
Well who knew? LOL those are fun
Interpreting the Bible TOO literally (and within the limits of one's own language and translation) does have its traps! LOL - I like that last image, what it made me think of first was the OT story of Jonah and the Whale/ Huge Fish.
Yes, more laughter. I enjoyed the jokes. Thanks for sharing.
Take care, enjoy your day and the week ahead.
Oh, those are really good!!!! You came up with some good ones! Thanks for sharing them with us! I never thought about them before!! Funny girl.
We agree that laughter makes so many things more bearable!
Laughter is good and I love the laughs you shared today!
Oh Sandra, these were great!! Thanks so much for starting my day with a giggle!
Very good!
I enjoyed those too and I enjoy laughs regularly. Big hugs from all of us!
Laughter is good for the soul and you made me laugh more than once.
Have a fabulous day. Big hug to you and scritches to handsome Beau. ♥
Fun laughter this morning Sandra. You are a hoot and I love how you have such a fun personality...
It is and I learned years ago that frowning causes more wrinkles than smiling
Hugs Cecilia
Thanks for my chuckles this morning. They really are too clever.
Love the Fantasy in Blue too.
Sue
How cute these are! I'm going to share this with Pastor Janet, in case she feels led to pepper one of her upcoming sermons with a little levity.
Those jokes are great!
Those are really good. Thanks for sharing them.
We need giggles especially seeing your hand over your mouth as a CHARACTER.
That was fun, thanks for the chuckles. Love your imagination and fantasy :)
Brilliant, thank you!
Love those jokes Sandra, Laughter is good for the soul.
You certainly know your cars (and bible)
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