Showing posts with label HP Envy Printer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HP Envy Printer. Show all posts

Thursday, February 20, 2025

Envy Drama Past and Present


HP Envy 5660
THIS IS A COPY PASTE FROM NINE YEARS AGO WHEN I BOUGHT MY FIRST EVER HP E WIRELESS PRINTER.
                                                      
Envy Drama Feb 3, 2016
My printer QUIT... died when I needed to scan, print, sign papers and email them.. I rushed to Staples and said "I want the cheapest all in one printer you have as long as it is not a Canon"

They had two.

I said to the salesman... "Which one of these has the cheapest ink?"  he grabbed his calculator and Said The Envy E printer is what you want....  you can.....Easily connect this e-printer to your internet with 3 quick steps.... HE DID NOT SAY

 The EASY ENVY part comes with using you SMART PHONE (I don't have one), 3 clicks and you  and can print from anywhere in the world from your phone to you home printer.... Even if I had a smart phone why would I print at home from where ever I was.

Bob came to see why I was saying WORDS! Being The Male he said Let Me Do It...

She says...If you think you can go ahead..... Think DRAMA! Words and More Drama! LOUD Drama!

I end up slowly reading the instructions from the PC screen, while he stands in front of the ENVIOUS printer following them.. DRAMA! then guess what happened....

THE MALE said I need Light! and reaching out picked up the desk lamp.... and..... and........
.....
Sat it on the OFF Button To The PC...Shutting it down instantly.
Can you say Drama?
PS...the printer works beautifully..

FAST FORWARD from 2016 to 6 DAY AGO WHEN THE ABOVE DIED AND THE NEW DRAMA BEGAN.

I found the same printer only newer and better and did not like the PRICE, soooo I ordered a cheap printer, and it came same day, from Amazon, I COULD NOT GET THE THING INSTALLED.. it was a piece of junk, and I expected it to fall apart in my hand. I returned it to Amazon, they took it back even though it had the ink installed. Instant credit.
The credit was there, I put the one I wanted in the cart. I left it sitting there for 5 days, and, played with my brain/catastrophizer, 
if I buy it will I be able to install it, what if I have lost my tech skills, it says must be installed by phone, I don't want to do that. I don't know how to do that. 
I moved it out of the cart. Two days later back in the cart.. I was upset because I was afraid of a printer, will they take it back if I can't install it? Will I have to hire someone to come install a printer? What will that cost?



I dig out the manual. I dig out pounds of cardboard stuffing, ask Bob to lift it out and sit on bed, and I could do the rest. I said I may need help, I don't think I can do this. I started to panic, I showed bob the new breathing thing of 4 4 4 4 box breathing, Seals do it to focus their thoughts, the Navy Seals, not the ones that have fur and are cute. 
I remember the DRAMA from the first Envy 9 year ago.
I Pace, I plug it in and the little screen says pick your language and up pops the screen above.
it say you can install this with your Smartphone or Computer.
I choose computer, find 123.hp.com and Big Letters come up Mid screen,
THIS PRINTER SHOULD BE INSTALLED WITH YOUR SMART PHONE. 
I scream in my head, I want it on the computer, I can't do this. I will have to take it back.
I read the instructions for using computer to install. OV VEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I give in and go get my cell phone and it says on
tiny screen on printer
Scan QR Code and tap screen..
THE PHONE WILL NOT SCAN the code. I read instructions before trying and it say Open camera, aim at Code and it will give you an address to TAP.
It would NOT! I get tears in my eyes.
I look to my left and see the same bar code on the GIANT  36 inches Monitor, which is why I wanted to do it on the computer,
I hold the phone out and it works.
It says download installer, I do and it says choose Wi-Fi and next add password.
I did remember to get the password but did not remember It is a Long one and I need a tapper
because my fingers do not tap well on tiny letters.
I race to other room come back and tap password
And Oh MY Word!
60 seconds and counting and it was done and printed a test page.
It came up and said if you want this on other devices
CLICK SEND LINK

Woooo hoooo I grab laptop and sit at desktop and in 60 seconds  I can print from all 3.
I DID IT! I sang as I go down the hall to tell Bob. 

The easiest ever installation and NO DRAMA! No LOUD WORDS.. No Drama Words!

my new HP Envy Inspire 7955e

I LOVE IT! and this was my test print of a photo! Not on photo paper, just a sheet of paper. Wow
I did it and I did it well and my brain worked and brain did not die on me... All that catastrophizing for nothing.
Beau gives it 4 paws UP
Dear Kittie at Brian's Home Forever, yes I am thankful for the new printer and the fact I installed it.









Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Envy........Drama!

HP Envy 5660
My printer QUIT... died when I needed to scan, print, sign papers and email them.. I rushed to Staples and said "I want the cheapest all in one printer you have as long as it is not a Canon"

They had two.

I said to the salesman... "Which one of these has the cheapest ink?"  he grabbed his calculator and Said The Envy E printer is what you want....  you can.....Easily connect this e-printer to your internet with 3 quick steps.... HE DID NOT SAY

 The EASY ENVY part comes with using you SMART PHONE (I don't have one), 3 clicks and you  and can print from anywhere in the world from your phone to you home printer.... Even if I had a smart phone why would I print at home from where ever I was.

Bob came to see why I was saying WORDS! Being The Male he said Let Me Do It...

She says...If you think you can go ahead..... Think DRAMA! Words and More Drama! LOUD Drama!

I end up slowly reading the instructions from the PC screen, while he stands in front of the ENVIOUS printer following them.. DRAMA! then guess what happened....

THE MALE said I need Light! and reaching out picked up the desk lamp.... and..... and.............
Sat it on the OFF Button To The PC...Shutting it down instantly.
Can you say Drama?
PS...the printer works beautifully..

Ida from Wishes and Other things challenged me to the Quote Challenge... Here you go Ida.