Once upon a time a dog named Jake was chewing a really big pine LOG into tiny pieces, while his Sister watched. the log was 2 feet long and 4 inches around.This is what Jake left
The next morning, Baby Girl, who sleeps 20 our of 24 hours, chose to lay in the sun ON TOP of the left overs. I kid you not, she was laying on her side almost asleep CHEWING on the left over log. Look closely and even though she is asleep, she has log hanging from her lips, she chewed the rest of it without raising her head. Is this the worlds laziest dog? YES
She is sound asleep with left overs still in her mouth.