Bob stepped in the door holding out a button. He said the button came off my shorts. I said "again?" and he said look at it, the middle just fell out of it. The shorts are OLD denim and his favorite and the button I had just sewed on 2 weeks ago was off. Again. I said you wore out the holes from me sewing it on so many times.
Grabbing the newly organized sewing basket, pulled out the bag of every button that ever came on a garment in the past 30 years, dumped it out and as I dug through the buttons, saying Button, Button, who's got da Button"
Bob said you will not find a match and I said Bet you a button I will! I won the bet. The button that came in the pocket of the shorts 15 plus years ago, was right there waiting!
 |
| Bottom right is broken button and new button. |
I asked Google for Button Puns. Wow! I found over 200. Don't panic, I will only show you 2. the Rest are here, Buttons Puns 200 and this is their graphic. I love it.
Do you save buttons?
Where do you put them.
 |
| source Buttons Puns 200 |
4. Why did the button go to therapy? It needed help with its attachment issues.
5. I admire buttons because they always know how to keep it together. (butt not on Bob's shorts😋)
