Would you consider a bottle/jar/container of Vegan Mayo a lethal weapon? This is my latest POO (perfectly ordinary objects) that has caused me an injury. Last week I bought his odd looking container because they did not have it in my usual jar. I had no idea that after the STRUGGLE to get the plastic off and figure out how to use this, by simply closing the odd top I ended up with a pinch bruise on the palm of my hand. It joined the 2 bruises on the same left arm caused by reaching into the back side of the under cabinet for a pan. The other arm has two bruises, one from bob's dresser corner, one from my bathroom door. Who put that there?
Since I turned 70 almost 10 years ago, my kitchen has become the scene of scores of injuries by POO.
These photos are just a few of 100's of photos of my kitchen. I do love the kitchen and have for 35 years.
Listed injuries are burns, from bobs iron frying pan, the toaster oven, the sharp corners of the cabinets, and even closed the drawer on a finger
the light switch in the fridge gets me at least a couple of times a month, cuts and bruises, the sliding glass door has cause blood blisters from closing it on my fingers, I even got a bruise on my hip from bumping into the rounded corner of the kitchen table a few weeks ago
I have been burned by reaching in the oven, reaching in the toaster oven, tripped on the rugs
last but certainly not least and also not All Of My Injury by POO is below.
left is hair spray, right is eye glass cleaner. I have sprayed myself in the eye with hairspray,
and once finished off my hair by spraying eye glass cleaner on it, wetting said hair and also getting
the spray in my eye.
WHAT YOUR LETHAL WEAPON? DO YOU HAVE INJURIES FROM ITEMS IN YOUR HOME?
