Each of the four days Bob was in the hospital, I had my photo taken and a bar-code stuck on my shirt. If you happened to see me and just HAD to know who I was and whom I was visiting and also happened to have a bar-code reader with you, just run right up and scan it and instantly be In The Know!
The primary purpose of a barcode is to quickly and accurately identify and track products, inventory, OR , Humans.
Note! there is NO close up photo available of the photo the machine took of me and printed on the sticker. Worse than my worst Drivers License Photo.
PS: if you agree to ride up in the elevator with me and talk down my anxiety, I will sign the sticker and you can save for your retirement funding and Surely there will be someone left alive that will recognize The MadSnapper autograph!



