Friday, December 29, 2023
Six Gun Territory, Silver springsFFF
Friday, October 27, 2023
The Chicken Coop Home
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AI and I creation |
Joining Yam's Final Friday Feature....
Friday, August 25, 2023
Fear of Traffic
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Photos of traffic at 2 of our bridges taken from the Bradenton Herald. |
I was afraid to try and find my cousins new home and would not drive it alone and missed our last Cousin Reunion. My cousin Bonnie volunteered to give me a trial run to show me how easy it is to find. some of you were shocked, since the trip to my cousins homes is ONLY 18 miles.
The road on the left is what Fort Hamer looked like 5 years ago, the bridge is part of the new road they built.
All of the above has led me to where I am now....a new word I discovered for this post.
Fear of driving in TRAFFIC is a real thing.. AMAXOPHOBIA. Google tells me I need therapy to overcome it. HA HA HA HA HA
Amaxophobia (also called hamaxophobia) makes you feel anxious or fearful when you drive or ride in a vehicle, such as a car, bus or plane. With it, you have a fear of driving and may also get anxious being a passenger. This fear can interfere with work, socializing and travel.
Yamini made this comment on the prior post.
Hari OM
Oh my word... I think that all those animals are going to be the incentive for you to make that drive all by yourself in future!!! YAM xx
THANK YOU, BRIAN, for your comment.
Brian has left a new comment on your post "Roadtrip with Bonnie2":Well, I know you'd like to see the cousins but if you don't feel good about driving it I say don't go.
Finally, a man I can agree with. Does it matter if Brian is a cat???? Not to me it doesn't, and Yam, I will not be driving in that traffic.
click HERE to see what Yam wrote today.
Friday, July 28, 2023
Death of a Bullet Blender my Final Friday Feature
Some of you might remember I posted my excitement about my new Bullet Blender exactly 94 days ago. For 94 days, I ate fake ice cream at 10 am every day, in love with the Bullet Blender...it lived 94 days and Friday at 10 it died, lucky thing was, it made my fake ice cream before it died.
The longer I fretted over they might not have one at Walmart and I would have to order one, the later it got. I fretted that I would have to wait two days, if I did have to order.
Knowing I could not live without my 10 am fake ice cream made from frozen strawberries/mangos in Vanilla soy milk, I did the unthinkable and went to WALMART at 11:30 AM. ( I always shop at 6 am, empty store/empty parking lot/zero traffic)
I drove through traffic, and when I got to the last traffic signal IT TURNED GREEN!
Searching for a parking spot that I can drive through park because backing out of a Walmart Parking Lot at noon, on the only road to our beaches, is a dangerous thing.
I saw ONE spot, NOT a drive through and thought JUST PARK, and be careful backing out. for some reason, I always park next to a LARGE VAN/TRUCK. As I pulled in next to the TRUCK, the one that would block the view when I backed out, I spied the woman in front of me, climbing in her jeep and pulling on her seat belt.
I left the car running and waited for her to fiddle with her phone, reach into the back seat, fiddle some more and at last carefully back out from between two small cars. I pulled forward and sighed in relief. After shopping I would be able to pull out and I was aimed right at the traffic signal that would allow me into the BEACH traffic.
Fretting in my head, KNOWING they would not have the MagicBullet, the one I wanted last time and did not buy because of the price, which created this problem in the first place, I walked to the aisle, and they had TWO, just like I wanted.
Grabbing it, I raced around the store with my list of 4 other items I needed, each one in a far corner of the 10-acre store.As I put the last item in the basket and headed for the check out, I saw the new sign that said Charley's Philly Steaks had opened, right next to the check out and thought YAY! I will order one for Bob and avoid the dreaded cooking. I stood waiting behind the only person ordering, the one who had 3 children and her mother, and all 5 of them Could NOT decide what they wanted.
The store is flooded at lunch time because it is an easy drive from the beaches to get food. I asked the cashier If I could pick it up after I went through the check out and she smiled and said I will keep it right here, just come to me, she patted the counter, and I flew to the self-checkout to come to a screeching halt because all 20 self-checks had someone using it. Something I had never seen before. (Remember the 6 am shopping)
I scanned all items, ran back to Charley's and she pointed at me, pointed at the grill and mouthed the words, that's yours. She brought it to me, with a smile, I fought my way through the crowd and to my car.
NO BIG TRUCK had parked beside me, I saw there were still two tiny see around cars and as I pulled out, not backing up, behold the traffic signal TURNED GREEN!
For the first time ever, I had to WAIT for a self-check out! there were 20 and all had people using them.
All of this was JUST TOO MUCH!
I returned home with my new Magic Bullet Blender,
I did not have to cook,
I found a parking spot,
TWO LIGHTS TURNED GREEN
and I was home in under 45 minutes.
PLUS not only does it spin like crazy, making super fake shakes, it came with THREE cups with Lids and a sippy lid in case I want to take a shake with me the next time I go to Walmart at NOON. |
Joining Final Feature with Yam...
Friday, December 30, 2022
Alesandra and The Barber (circa 1985) FFF
The Barber (circa 1985)
Sandra slammed the front door, making the doorknob bounce from the wall, entering the house while shouting, " I am so sick of that beautician never listening to how I want my hair cut.
One month it's great, the next month the bangs are so short I look like Julius Caesar! I mean how hard could it be to LEAVE THE BANGS touching my eyebrows?"
Pulling his eyes from the football game on TV, Bob, "you say this every month, why don't you listen to me and next time let me cut it? I have told you many times I cut Robby's hair his whole life." She answered, I am afraid to let you cut it, you have never had any training! He replied, the hairdressers you use are trained and per your ranting, never get it right. Next time we will try it. You have nothing to lose."
6 weeks later:
Samar says "I HAVE to get my hair cut! I have waited as long as I can stand it. You know I like my hair really short!
I can't even stand to think about an appointment because then I will be crying again about the bangs."
Bob answered, 'there is a beautician supply place down on 66th street, let's go there and see if they have scissors that will fit my thumb and finger. Sighing with aggravation, Sandra agreed and an hour later stood wrapped in a towel in the bathroom waiting to be scalped. Robert growled, Stand Still! Do you want me to cut your ear?"
Fifteen minutes later, he said "Done, now Look in the mirror and tell me if you like it! Staring in the mirror she started to smile and laugh and hug Bob because it was the Best Haircut EVER!
She said I had my hair cut in this Sassoon Style in 1980 and it's never been as good as this!
She said no one will ever cut my hair again! Now its 2022 and no scissors have touched her hair without Bobs fingers in them since that first FREE haircut.
Now time has changed the 40-year-old into the stiff and old 78-year-old, and the hair is stiff and old, the barber is 86, stiff and old. Yes, he has cut the ear twice in those years, but never cut the bangs to short.
Nearly 200 haircuts in 38 years, if Samar paid him, he could buy her a new car!
Now they dream of what could have been if they had placed the cost of a haircut and tip in a piggy bank! or Wall Street!
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38 years of Haircuts from 1985 top right to Now |
Friday, June 24, 2022
Tale of Theodosia Thistle FFF Fiction
Friday, February 25, 2022
Final Friday Fiction Feb 25, 2022
source HERE |
I last saw a James Bond movie 60 years ago, the first was Dr. No and I was a senior in high school. Although I was shocked to the core of Ursulla Andress in the skimpy bikini with a knife on her hip, I was not all that impressed with the first 3 movie and they were the last of watching Bond movies.
Movies were expensive and after having my 2 sons, I rarely went to movies. In my 37 years with Bob he has refused to watch all things James Bond 007.
We have been to exactly 2 movies in a theater in 37 years. The company I worked for rented an entire theater with 5 screens for our company picnic. Free pick of 5 movies and free hotdogs, popcorn and drinks. I dragged him and chose Harrison Ford in Random Hearts. It was not really worth watching. The other movie was The Passion, our church rented the theater, and it was free.
We do like movies, but prefer them at home, where if he talks during the movie, I can say SHHHH and it doesn't matter if he gets up and down and there is no competing noise level. Also when he talks I can rewind to hear what was said while he was talking.
Browsing for a movie on our cable, I stumbled on Skyfall, the 2012 James Bond movie and recorded it to watch when Bob lets go of the remote and goes to the YMCA to swim.
I watched it. I watched it alone.
If you Love it as much as I did, here is the search and I watched most of the videos HERE including listening to the Queens Guard playing the James Bond theme.
Joining Yam on Final Friday Fiction, Click HERE for the Rules if you want to try it.
Friday, January 28, 2022
The Oath-1865 FFF
Carrie, stood on the back porch with her hands deep in the soapy water, dragging each heavy piece of clothing up out of the water and scrubbing hard over the washboard. Each time she raised her eyes to the reflections in her kitchen window, her heart pounded with fear. She could see the two Union Soldiers, one on guard at her barn and one just behind her at the foot of the steps onto her porch.
Her mind filled with what she saw at the General Store the day before, her eyes downcast, so as not to meet the eyes of the Yankee Soldiers of the Northern Army 7th Volunteer.
She saw only the feet of the soldiers as she walked carefully and listened to snatches of what words she could overhear. She winced when she heard a soldier say, "Those damn rebels will sign The Oath, or rot in prison"
She remembered two days ago when the Confederates set up a camp and the rebels had been gathering now for days.
She realized her mind had wandered to the day before, and pulled herself back into the here and now
Sitting around in camp, waiting to see what would happen. They were upset, The War never came into this area of Florida during the war and now the Northen Army was only a few steps away.
The Northern Soldiers were at the store, the oath was tacked on the wall by the doors, a wanted poster for Judah Benjamin, Confederate Secretary of State was on the oak tree.
She heard in her head, talking about the 50,000 reward and the fact someone saw Judah in the nearby countryside. Smiling slightly, she thought, they don't know that he escaped to England and was no living there as the attorney/barrister that he was before the war. Her husband was the one who had started the rumor Judah was in the nearby woods
Hearing the bugle calls and the sounds of marching, she hung the last of her wash on the clothesline and headed to the front porch to stand with her sisters just in time to see her husband march past their home.
Would there be a fight? Would the soldiers sign the oath and swear to allegiance of the United States Govt and abide by their laws? Would there be yet another battle fought here right in front of their home?
The Stars and Stripes of the United States of America flew while the General shook hands with each of the Confederate soldiers that had signed the oath.
Carrie sighed with relief; the signing of the oath meant The War Was over! Her husband had written his name on the oath and lifted his hand to swear allegiance. He was safe!
Ony the dead have seen the end of War! Plato
The signing of the oath is true, the story told by me is fiction. For Details of the signing visit Florida memory HERE
All photos taken by and are the property of MadSnapper (Me) on Memorial Day 2015 at Manatee Historical Village Re-enactment
Joining Final Friday Fiction with Yam
Friday, December 31, 2021
The Ghost of Christmas Past FFF