Showing posts with label DeSoto Square Mall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DeSoto Square Mall. Show all posts

Friday, November 28, 2014

DeSoto Mall Eat More Chicken

Photos taken in Desoto Square Mall

 If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?


You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why cant they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


Tuesday, November 25, 2014

DeSoto Square Mall Shadow shots


Photo's from Oglethorpe Mall and a few wise words from the web.... 

When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall


He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

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 The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.


You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it



Friday, November 14, 2014

Slightly OCD? CDO?

Desoto Mall shadow shots

Can a person be slightly OCD? 50 % OCD? 
I think so because I am.
I don't double check things and I do step on cracks but...

I drink my coffee out of the same cup until that cup breaks. Always.

I make up the bed from the left side.. Always.

I stand at the left corner of the bed to put the fitted sheet on and I can’t flap the top sheet to put it on unless I am on the left side. Always

 I arrange the 5 bed pillows and 3 throw pillows, in the Same Order… Always… 

What shall I do if someone shoves my bed up against the wall on the left side…


I drive in Wal-Mart at 6:30 AM on Saturday morning and I park in the same parking place at Wal-Mart  and if someone is in it I say out loud to myself, 
someone is in my spot.

I Straighten crooked photos on walls.. in public places.. Straighten things on public counters while waiting.. In line at cashier, I straighten magazines or chewing gum packages, hang things with same things..

In our bathrooms, I don’t mind bottles/jars but I can’t stand if all the labels are not to facing front…


I don't care about germs or being clean, I just MUST have ORDER.

I have CDO. 

It’s like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical

order, 

LIKE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

Read more at: OCD Joke | Great Clean Jokes
Yummy plus shadows

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

DeSoto Square Mall Neon Signs

Window in the mall

Conversation Bob and MadSnapper

Bob: “What is the guy’s name on  Blacklist? “

Sandra: “Reddington, they call him Red.”

Bob:  "Oh, like me, they called me Red”

Sandra:  “I know, your hair was red when you were younger”

Bob:  “No, it's because I am "Retired Extremely Dangerous”

Sandra:  “Yes, because you are "Retired Extremely Dangerous" to your own health” 


Bob: “well maybe it stands for "Retired Extremely Dumb”

Sandra: " you got it"


Two things you need to know..................

1. We are avid fans of The Blacklist on TV and recently watched the movie RED..
2. Three weeks ago Bob came home from the park limping, with blood running down one leg and both arms.

Sandra: "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?"

He climbed a 6 foot chain link fence to retrieve his radio control airplane. He got all the cuts and scrapes on the way over, On the way back over the fence HE JUMPED FROM THE TOP… landed on both heels, hard. Sprained his ankle, stayed swollen for 10 days, his heels were black and blue and it aggravated the gout in both knees. He is 78 years old...


You Decide, is Bob RED or RED?

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Desoto Square Mall - Skylights


We had lunch Saturday under the Mall Skylights
Joys of old age..

I have more knowledge but no one wants to hear it. My friends Think they have more knowledge, but I don’t want to hear it.

In our “old age” our  "Irritation Gene" has developed a ‘hair trigger” .

 Bob and I both suffer from this  and sometimes our home sounds like the Gunfight at the OK Corral. And a few minutes later we don't even know why we were irritated...at what or with each other...




We also get irritated at inanimate objects.  Shovels that will not shovel, Doors that are hard to open or close...even automated garage doors that refuse to STAY DOWN when we are backing out..

Or when we try to step in our jeans or underwear, the clothing fights with us refusing to let one foot go through the hole......

causing us to trip and as Molly the Wolly would say, HBO words flow from our mouth. I want to rip them, or  Kick them across the room but I know if I do I might injure my foot or even throw out my back. OR heaven help fall on the floor myself.

Heaven help the inanimate object I drop on the floor for the 3rd time..there goes the HBO words again...

This  is not me, it has to be that Hair Trigger on the irritation gene!

How is your irritation gene????