Showing posts with label tanning lotion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tanning lotion. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Self Tanning made simple

                            THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU SEE WHAT I BOUGHT WITH A GIFT CARD TO AMAZON.

A. Scented STUFF Slays Me!

(candles, perfume, scent of any kind in products means instant headache and running nose)

B. Florida summer is upon us and legs will be seen.

(I do NOT wear shorts, but I do wear Capris)

C. Wrinkled Old Skin looks better tanned than fish white.

(I know they do because once standing in line at the post office, a sweet little old lady, advised me the spot on my leg should be seen by a dermatologist because it might be melanoma. What she didn't know, was it was a 50-year-old scar from a 3rd degree burn cause by my leg laying on the exhaust pipe to my brother's motorcycle, that I rode without listening to his warning not to, and ended up tossed in a bush)

D. My wrinkles and fish white legs, have varicose veins and bruises and brown spots from sun abuse for years.

(The body aged, I gave up hours in the sun, and went to self-tanning lotion for summer legs. this was before the wrinkles/bruises/vein's thing. I found one that did not turn my skin orange and no one guessed I used it.

THEY STOPPED MAKING IT

Since the price has tripled on all things we buy, I hesitate to try NEW things because if it turns me orange, makes my allergies go crazy, stings my skin, it ends up in the donate/trash.

Thank you, THANK YOU to my blogger friend who sent me a gift card for Easter, and now I have a new brand that works well. I can now pull out the capri leggings, knee leggings and the bruises/wrinkles are not fish white.


Can you find my legs in the before and after use below?

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T, NO WAY WOULD I SHOW YOU! UNLESS YOU COME TO FLORIDA AND WALK AROUND IN WALMART, YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM. OR MAYBE HIRE A PRIVATE EYE TO FOLLOW ME AND TAKE PHOTOS