Dunking OOL

The residents and staff at the nursing home got to throw balls at Jamie, the activities director

Welcome to  our dunkin OOL, Notice there is no P in it, let's keep it that way.

Remember this, if you are swimming in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray....

not funny? Whale that is ok because this post is almost over...

If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns, go for the juggler.... ok, so this pun is not such a nice jester?

Oh YES she did!!! eat the cotton candy and wear keys on her blouse. this photo is from 2007 on Tacky Day..

Archive Diving from my thousands of photos taken while volunteering at a rehab facility.

Belly Dancer

This belly dancer might say: If I am slow in answering your call, it is because I am dancing to the ring tone...

Teaching me to belly dance would be easy....I would just give a little shake and the darn thing would start dancing on its on..

Isn't she out of this whirled???

In 2007 we had a belly dancer visit for entertainment. we were all dazzled and when she asked if anyone wanted to dance. Yes there was.. we all had many belly laughs as we watched. I have to say we all never stopped smiling as she danced.

Oh That Shark Bite...

 I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”

I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.

I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.

I’d better watch my ass.

I told my friend I was attacked by a shark.

He said, “Did you punch it on the nose?”

I said, “No, it just attacked me for no reason.”

Photo of wall mural in ladies restroom at Goodwill..

Western Day

What did the bird of prey say when his wife laid a snowy plover egg?   Well, this is hawkward.

Are you all en-raptured by me?

Photos from 2008 Western day, The Raptor Guy came to visit and we all petted a pony. I am talon you, owl be back tomorrow.

a cowboy costume is the best ranch dressing.

Reptile Petting Zoo

These ladies were brave and did not suffer from reptile dysfunction.. I said all iguana do is have some fun, but I am NOT holding that snake.

Who makes the best pre-historic reptile clothes? a dino-sewer...

Photos taken in 2008 when the reptile petting zoo came and brought two monkey's. We petted everything but the spider and monkey

Cinco De Mayo Day

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance called the Politician.

"All you have to do" she told her
class

"is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then
side-step
side-step and turn around."

What type of music do cows like to dance to?

any kind of moosic you play for them.

Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because they have two left feet !

Photos from Cinco da mayo day at the home where I volunteered... year 2007

Luau Day

Can you guess what we were about to serve?

Salt on the Rocks, 

better known as Margarita's.

I was drinking a margarita and the waitress yelled, Does anyone know CPR?

I yelled 'I know the entire alphabet.

everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.

Well, except for the one guy.

Drinks and food were served from this Tike Bar and we had Hawaiian live music. 2008 Luau Day at the facility where I volunteered. The drinks were non alcoholic

Family Dollars

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

If I got a dollar for every time I think about all of you.... I would Start thinking about all of you!!!

I added Bob and Myself on these bills using Lunapic under borders

She: Why are you late?

He: There was a person who lost a hundred dollar bill.

She: That's nice, were you helping him look for it?

He: No, I was standing on it...

Following the Sunshine.. Again

I saw the shadows on my pineapple and had to snap.. then of course I had to Play in Lunapic.

Coffee filter Lunapic

My blogger friends, You are all prickly on the outside and sweet on the inside. I pine for you.

If all of you were fruit, you would be a fine-apple.

Creepy filter Lunapic

Gray filter Lunapic

Punny Feet

These Big Feet were made for walking and I think they are pretty punny.

To  be perfectly frank with you, the feet belong to the Sonic Hotdog guy.. and he sure has nice buns.
Not sure if he can cut the mustard with these girls.

He asked them to roll on over to see the skirt in the Poodle Skirt .. as I took her photo, she said to the girls...water will harm your skates, so be careful, don't roll through that poodle.....

Franks a lot for dropping by my first Phun Pun Post of 2017

If you are real good I will tell you where I took these photos and when and why.

Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble

Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble

Never ask a warlock where he works: it tends to be a ‘sorce' spot.

You have Cat to be Kitten Me

All creations by Madsnapper using Coloring.com and Super Photo and slogans from internet, OK to borrow and use

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash

How did the Great Pumpkin fix the hole in his pants?

With a pumpkin patch

Q. What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?

A. Puts on his sheet belt!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A. Day-scare centres!

Q. Where do ghosts mail their letters?

A. At the ghost office!

Tree Rats and Avocados

Our adorable not so adorable tree rats squirrels are bombarding our yard with little avocado that did not mature this year, 4 and 5 at a time and Jake is eating them which makes his poop bright green and tooo much and toooo soft... SORRY, but I am avocontrol...

While taking photos I fussed  at these guys and explained how they are making me crazy and the big one said...

" I know it's wrong, but if feels so ripe"

the other one said..

Let's avocuddle and you will feel better.

Blog friends, Relax, I am just playing devils avocado

Spooky Stuff @ Dollar General

Dollar General Phone Pic

Do posh demons go cruising in a coupe devil?

Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
A: Jump out of your skin and join him!

Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!

Weeds on fence

As soon as our weather cools off, Bob will remove all these weeds on our side yard fence..

We used to tiptoe through the tulips, now we just waddle through the weeds...

Read this an reap

Bob said thistle be the end of me....

.the only thing Bob hates is weeds that make puns. He is making a sign that says  "Free Weeds, Pick Your Own...."  

Come on Down, since you have time to read this you have time to weed..

Scarecrow - Hay Baby

Madsnapper creation using coloring.com and super photo app

This scarecrow is outstanding in his field.....

What is a scarecrows favorite hair style? Cornrows

What did the scarecrow say to his wife?  Hay baby!

Good Fence Thursday

Can you find the face in the umbrella on the left?

The person who named the umbrella, meant to call it brella, but they hesitated.

Don't trust umbrellas, they're  shady..

Joining TexWisGirl for Good fence Thursday

Pop on over to see some really nice fence post.