Showing posts with label MadSuperShopper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MadSuperShopper. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2022

What's New?

 


Can you guess what is new?
or do I have to tell you?
It is new but not,
It's Been behind the sofa since Dec, in its storage spot.
Waiting For the He man to remove the old one
which I could not have done.
Waiting for the HE man to unbox the new
While I waited 3 months for the new to view.
I can't live without a microwave, the other was ancient
it made odd sounds and sometime odd flashes, I said you are dying, aint ya.
I love the gray insides, I love bright display,
and most of all I love the handle and the fact the other microwave has gone away.
I was afraid it would not work, so I checked online, and Amazon said your return time expired, 2 months ago.
to the HEmanprocrastinator, I screamed said OH NO 

He Man Is Strong, can pick up anything. His knees are new and not stable and he staggers when carrying heavy things.. Just so you Know.

PS.. the old one is not really gone but is now sitting on bench on front porch. 
which is as far as HE man got it.

Maybe we should all guess how long it will sit there, 😁

Can you find the pool? 

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Read The Instructions!!

 


The MadSuperShopperSnapper has received yet another purchase delivered to the front door!  YAY!
This post is not about the hose, but if you want to see it, click HERE for the AD. or watch video at the end

Every time I used the really old back yard hose, it sprayed me in the face.
It was brittle and old, and coiled in our stepping space.
The hose got shorter by the year, 
cut off at both ends, by Hubby Dear.

I clicked buy now and the hose did arrive,
I was truly shocked when after the opening of it, I was still alive.
I fought the plastic, I said some words,
I fought the old hose off the faucet, and the new screwed on, some of the words might have meant turds.
Ok, forget the rhymes, its hurting my head

Now to the point of this post,
the thing you will need to remember the most.
The info on the site, said it is
 lightweight, expands when you turn on the water,
shrinks back to pocket size when the water is off, easy to store.
All the things I wanted because for years I have tripped over that green hose.
Easy to Store was the reason I bought it.
IT RETURNS TO POCKET SIZE.
1st time it grew, and shrank. 
Did Not do either on the second time.
Is is easy to pull and easy to coil and fits in a small space under one of the chairs.
I will keep it, but because I gave it  2 Stars I
went to the REVEIWS after the fact of clicking Buy NOW
Shoulda gone their first.. OH WELL

I decided to READ the instructions to make sure I did not miss something that might 
make it do its Promised Things.
NOPE! not a word that could help
But Always follow the instructions which said

INSTRUCTIONS! Read Before Use!
So I read them AFTER and it is a good thing.

It's ok to drink from this hose, but it might become contaminated and make you ill.

Never place hose in hot water or use hot water in it, or use with pressure washer.

Never stretch hose when empty of water, it might snap back and cause injury.
WAIT FOR IT....this one gets Five Stars

"Strangulation Hazard. Hose wrapped around neck may cause serious injury or death!"

If I had know this I might not have bought it. Brahahaha.

The hose does work and I like it but there was one final warning that I don't like
It says will last longer if Stored Inside!
OH MY Word!
It said even a car can drive over it and it will not hurt it, saw that on TV.
TO PROLONG ITS LIFE, ALWAYS Store INDOORS..
Noooooooooo I will not, I guess this means my hose will not have a long life.
My life may be shorter because I have to stand and wait while it s l o w ly shrinks, 
causing me to bend and stoop and coil and put under chair OUTSIDE, not indoors
MAYBE they mean Snow Country Not Florida


Sunday, March 13, 2022

Sunday Selfie MADsupershopperSnapper

 


# 3 dress and the last one for years to come.
I love Polka Dots. 
I also like acting silly in the bathroom mirror.
What I do NOT love is 
the time changing today, and I want my hour back!
I am posting late
 now I have a date.
with the coffee pot I hate
Because it is smarter than me
and its numbers are hard to see
and it is one hour behind
and now I am off to let a coffee pot kick my behind
Remember when clocks were this easy to use?

IF YOU USE BLOGGER YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER.
YESTERDAY I FOUND IN BOTH BLOGS, 13 ON SNAPPER AND 18 ON FOURPAWS IN MY SPAM FOLDER AND THEY WERE ALL NOT SPAM.
SOME HAD BEEN THERE SINCE NOVEMBER. 5 WERE FROM YESTERDAY
 I JUST WISH IT WOULD CATCH THE SPAMERS



Friday, March 11, 2022

I LOVE BREAD!


When I started the quest to alleviate my IBS symptoms, I thought going Gluten free was the way to go.
I bought 4 kinds of gluten free flour and baked and gagged on most of them, I found only 2 that i could eat.
 I found this website   and with much research found I These Two Breads are safe.
Bakery Sourdough and French Bread.
Now that I am MadSuperShopperSnapper, I can tell you this bread has saved my IBS life.


I buy three at a time because sometimes they are out of it. I slice in 1 inch slices, and put in airtight baggies and remove my daily needs.
French bread makes fantastic French Toast and that gives me eggs that I don't have to TASTE and I use Pure Maple Syrup. Molasses is another thing I can use.
I use Sourdough with PB and Orange Marmalade, and Egg/cheese on top.
I now have FOUR breakfast foods that I love, Oatmeal is a 5th but I don't LOVE it.


I have to say here that 2 or 3 slices a day is the limit and IF I eat more, I wake up with a stomach ache.
there are foods I can eat if I eat small amounts.
THE GOOD NEWS HERE IS THE FRENCH BREAD IS ONLY ONE DOLLAR!!!!
a week of breakfast except for the eggs and syrup, but I only eat 2 tablespoons of syrup .

 






Thursday, March 10, 2022

Madsuppershopper Snapper again

 


Yesterday I told you about the return of the stinky fish and the purchase of 2 rugs for the kitchen. Above Green container is the REASON I found the rugs. On the way searching for where they moved the containers since I last bought one SEVEN years ago.

The one on the right is the one I make my peppermint tea in at bedtime and sip it when I wake up for my IBS problems. Next to it is the NEW one, the green one is the one I dropped, and the green part cracked i half causing the black thing to its left to fall out on the floor. USELESS! It is now in the recycle bin.

I stood staring at a wall of insulated containers! The prices were screaming at me, and I could not decide what I wanted. 

A 30 something young woman came to where I was standing, leaned up to put one back, it was 20 dollars. Lord Have Mercy. She had decided she did not need it at that price.

I said to her " what happened to the prices of these cups! we Started to talk, one thing led to another, and I said  not only am I reading prices but I need one I can open. My fingers just will not open some of them.

She grabbed one of the silver one above and said Let me show you what my mother does. She has two of these and it unscrews easily, the place where you sip has a cover that you use like this and she showed me how to use 2 thumbs, I gripped it and practiced and as we chatted I saw a young 30ish man come racing up behind her looking like What the heck is taking you so long to put back a container?

He stood staring, we looked at each other an giggled the Men are so CRAZY look and she turned and left me to buy my new mug which I LOVE!  The old one next to it cost 2 dollars this one was 13.00 dollars.. OUCH! but I did meet an really nice young woman who helped me. What is wrong with men that they don't understand how women talk?

Now I want to know how did stink fish end up sending me to Walmart Twice in an hour, and how did I return FOOD for FOUR Days and come back home with 2 rugs, a Coffee mug and a 2 Kaiser rolls that were never on the shopping list until AFTER I bought Bad Fish. Why did I now smell the fish in the store? or putting it in the car? 


Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Her Madness has a new name on Wordy Wed

 


MadsupershopperSnapper  Shopped for an hour and came home minus a whole of of $$$$$$
and reeling from sticker shock at prices that are leaping by dollars not pennies.

I bought a package of Talapia Fish and when I took them out of the car and into the house the fish stunk to high heaven, maybe even higher.
Bob said What is that Smell?
 I said its the &^$%# Fish, now I have to go back to Wal-Mart and return it.
I brought everything in the house, harnessed Beau and took him for his walk, came home and drove to Walmart all in a HUFF. As I walked in the door I thought OH NOOOOOOOOOO  I left the receipt on the counter. I carried the stinking rotten fish up to the Customer service desk and Linda, who has been there for 25 years said You didn't have to bring the fish, just your receipt will do next time.
I said Linda I left the receipt home on the counter. She said give me the fish and I need the receipt.
I said it was only 40 minutes ago, on my debit card.
She said put your card in the machine, I did and she said what wast the price, I said 12.80.
She said was it Tapia? I said yes, she said ok, its back on your card.
Did you know if you go in same day they can pull up what you bought and look at it?
They can also print another receipt. But they don't WANT TO.
She knew I have shopped there very Saturday for 25 years and did it for me.
I am the MadSuperShopperSnapping Return Guru

Are you wondering why all this when there is a rug above?
WELL a few more WORDS and you will know.
I wanted more fish but could not make myself buy from what was there, even though I have bought it for years and never had it be bad. I had one thing I had forgotten and one that I did not know I needed so went to the aisle to get that item and in so doing I passed the rug aisle and 
there they were... Rugs for the kitchen.  Note the photo of me in the new dress is to dress up the ugly photo. 
to be continued










Tuesday, March 8, 2022

Her Madness has a new name

 


Just In Case you are worried I will run out of Blog Fodder; keep in mind I am not only MadSnapper but am also known as
MADsupershopperSnapper
MADsnapper in bathroom trying to show you the 2nd House Dress that came on Sunday.
Mama went to Amazon and ordered 9 items and they all came on different days.
One day we had two delivers within an hour.
As long as she can push the button on the cell phone and click on Buy Now 
there will be a MadSnapper Post Each Day...
I received IRS return of 226.00 and Voila! 9 items for 239.00.
PLUS you will get to see what I bought.
But wait! there's more!
I put the cell on selfie and shot the photos backwards. Did you notice my hair is parted on the wrong side?
I like the house dress better than the first one. ONE more coming today.



Sunday, March 6, 2022

Sunday Selfie

 


Hi, I got a new house dress. I wear these around the house and since there is not that much to post about these days, I figured out that any time I need something to tell you about I just hit Amazon and here it is. No I am not praying in the last collage bottom right.
I was trying to show the top of the dress and for some reason holding the camera down in front of my stomach makes my head look up. HEH HEH HEH
I like this because its soft and swishy and comfy and I can take the garbage out or get the mail without causing passing traffic to crash. 
Bob says I remind him of Blanche, of Golden Girls.
I might agree if I had some big shoulder pads. HEH HEH HEH