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| Charming photo of Bob's Charmin in our 1970's Gold Bathroom |
During the recent TP Crisis, Calamity, Catastrophe, call it what you may, I purchased several Packages of Toilet Paper Because it was the ONLY BRAND on the shelf..........
This past week, having used all of my favorite TP Angel Soft,( I managed to stretch 8 rolls, 3 months) I opened pkg. and placed four rolls under my bathroom sink where they live.
The first time I used it, It felt like I had taken a sheet of the paper we stuff in boxes when we wrap presents and that paper was a hybrid
genetically mixed with an alligator.
About half way through that first roll, I thought
OMW! how many did I buy? What is this stuff?
I ran to Bob's bathroom and his felt soft, checked the brand and it was not his favorite Northern, but The Blue Bear Stuff, called Charmin.
I then rushed to the closet now known as C-V19 storage bin, and discovered that I had ONLY FOUR more rolls of alligator paper,
AKA
Great Value 1000.
The clue was in a gold circle that said SEPTIC SAFE.
I was so relieved I nearly passed out when I saw that the pack of 48 was Northern,
2 packs of 12 were Angel Soft
and the Super Mega Rolls are Charmin...
Since my computer is right beside C-V19 closet, I am now wondering just how many rolls I have.
One says 12 Jumbo rolls = 26 regular rolls Angel Soft
6 Super Mega = 36 regular and a bigger AND taller CHARMIN
12 Mega rolls = 48 regular Northern
SOOOO
Do I have 29 rolls?
Or do I have 110 regular rolls?
NOTE I did not count the 4 rolls of Septic Safe because they are in the back of the closet waiting until I am Desperate
OR we move to a home with a septic tank....
PRE Covid-19, I never had more than an 8 pack for each bathroom.
Can someone help me figure out this problem.
If 8 rolls lasted 3 months, how long will 110 rolls last me?
No Wait! we have to KNOW were they Jumbo? Mega? Super Mega?
(toleit paper in case there is anyone the planet that doesn't know what TP is)