Ring! a ding, ding, ding

She said "I want a ring" 
He said "Take your phone off silent" 

FAKE Puns today because I 👂 you all laugh at my funny puns.... 

Overheard at the Jewelery counter. "It's a beautiful ring, she will definitely pause a moment before saying NO"

 CHEAP posts, they hurt my ears.

My new creations, brought me to tears.

Top of To-Do list was Re-do the earrings I made last week

I showed you my new wedding band in a prior post, the black and silver ring is a favorite and is about 20 years old 

Every day, Amazon tagged me with rings I had looked at, emails, Facebook, beating me down.

They KNEW I looked long and hard at rings with stones.

Every ring I ever stared at kept appearing magically.

Facebook was covered in silver rings.

Fake Stuff is IN right now, or so I am told.

So Being completely bold,

I said YES and

Now I own a Fake Sapphire Birthstone.

Amazon Won...I love it.

But Wait! there's More

NOPE! not my rings that you saw yesterday. These are my husbands wedding rings.
One is Sterling the other 14 K Gold.

The reason he has a silver (cost 20.00) and a gold (500.00 in 1988), is he lost the gold one, and it was lost for 3 years. I replaced it with silver because of the cost and because he has lost not one but THREE gold necklaces. I bought a cheap one and he has not lost it or the cheap silver ring. The gold one flipped up out of the dirt beside the driveway when the weed wacker string FOUND it 3 years after he lost it.

Below is simply PROOF there are FOUR rings. that this is not Fiction

I almost decided to skip this because the wrinkles show even more.

I consider this photo a learning experience. I learned that hand selfies look just as bad as face selfies.

Left to right, My New ring, My old ring, Hubby's silver and Hubby's gold. 

"Ring" in the New Year

I had to "ring" in the new year.

The ring on your right has been my wedding band for the past 20 years. the narrow one is my new ring and is only 2 mm narrower than the old one. Also 2 sizes smaller. (my body lost 4 sizes, the fingers only 2, whaz up with that?)

The lost of 53 pounds (24 kilograms) caused the ring to fall off my finger. I love this ring and have worn it for more than 20 years.

The day after Christmas I purchased a ring CHEAP at 70 % off sale and hated it. THIN silver.
(weight loss must cause brain cell loss also, because I forgot to take a photo of the ugly, thin ring, plus WHY did I buy something I don't like???)

Google research revealed the need for the silver to be ..925 Sterling. HELOOOO Amazon!

YAY! I had so many to choose from, all very similar, it took me DAYS to decide.

YAY! again, when it came it was exactly as pictured and I LOVE IT! 

YAY! the old one fits  3 other fingers....

Those of you who know me well, know that I can't take ONE photo of anything. Below are a few of the 39 photos I took of the two rings.

YES! it took 73 years to make that many wrinkles. I came close to photo shopping them out, but WHY? Thank goodness I wear clothes to cover all the OTHER wrinkles. Should I wear gloves and the old ring would fit over the glove???? 

Now I wonder why I want to wear a ring and call attention to the wrinkles. Does it really matter if people know I am married?  should I buy an ankle bracelet to point out the varicose veins?

Once Upon a Compact Tale

After 4 months of use,  I accidentally pushed a button and it opened to show this tiny little brush was under there.

 I HAD NO CLUE it was there. DUH!

That is where the DUH comes in... it is plainly WRITTEN and shows A PHOTO on the back of the box.
Good news is, I now have 3 of these little brushes. They clean phones, keyboards and remotes really well. Perfect for brushing between the number pads.

Guess what popped in MadSnapper SnapHappy Brain? 

DO A POST! 

First came a little brush selfie...

As I played I saw my watches and rings and thought WOW! 

I have an empty one, I could use it for a container.

It would make a great carry case for watch and rings, or pills, or change.... 

my brain was in gear.... 

Guess What? 

It was only good for  PHOTO FODDER because the silly thing will not close with the jewelry in it. DUH AGAIN

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny.......

The whole "photoshoot" started when I noticed this itsy bitsy teen weeny hisbicus on the bush that the flowers should be the size of my palm...

I plucked it and stuck it on my hand to pretend I am one of the singers judges on The Voice or X-Factor ...even AMERICAN IDOL...

My hand looks exactly like those of  Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera

See above NOT MY HAND... at NiceStylish.com that is where you find the BIG RINGS
NOTE: I have seen rings bigger than this flower on TV...this means I am IN FASHION...

I sat it on a fork, I sat it on a pen.... I wanted you to see how tiny it is... Because of all the wrinkles on my hand.... l give you this photo that has been MONKEYED with... The wrinkles not the flower....

PS... the next morning the ring had died overnight. PHOOEY

Hope you enjoyed our break from OLD HOUSES... they will be back tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow... KIDDING

Turning Silver into Gold..

Silver ring turns to gold...go figure

I only wear my rings when I leave home, I come straight to the computer when I walk in the door, there were MANY emails/comments and I put my rings on the desk. 

 The camera came out of my pocket to sit on the desk and YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

I saw it I snapped it!

FL medical dictionary.

Barium..... what docors do when their patients die

Kindle Error.....

I am reading a suspenseful page turner, the woman and her children are trapped in the bathroom, hiding from the killer behind the glass door, they are crying and holding on to each other as they listen to the steps coming toward the door.  I read.....

The door knob giggled...

I read it again, burst into laughter and go find Bob to read it to him. Giggled? try Jiggled?