Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Flowers, Finds and Funnies


Blooming Flower Jokes
What were King Tut’s favorite flowers? Chrysanthemummies! - See more at: http://mirthinablog.com/2012/03/09/blooming-flower-jokes/#sthash.xxQSCR6Y.dpuf
What were King Tut’s favorite flowers? Chrysanthemummies! - See more at: http://mirthinablog.com/2012/03/09/blooming-flower-jokes/#sthash.xxQSCR6Y.dpuf

 How did the dictator rise to control? He rose  to power

How did the dieter avoid eating the donuts? She kept her tulips together! - See more at: http://mirthinablog.com/2012/03/09/blooming-flower-jokes/#sthash.xxQSCR6Y.dpuf
 How did the dieter keep from eating the donuts?   She kept her tulips together

What do you call a pink flower that comes back from the dead?  A re-in-carnation

What did the grumpy gardener say to the deer? you can kiss my aster...


Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/foodjokes/barbecuejokes.html




I don't carry a purse, I use pockets only. I bought these to use for cards and cash when my pants don't have pockets.


the Fish was .40 and the parrots were 1.60... they are 5 inch by 5 inch, and have zipper tops, with long strings to hang aroun my neck and weigh nothing because they are material.


27 comments:

Weekend-Windup said...

Enjoyed reading them. Both the bag looks beautiful and colorful...

diane b said...

Love the bags.

Mersad said...

I would love something grilled now :) Even if it's a Barbie-Q or Barberque :D

Mersad
Mersad Donko Photography

Rose said...

Funny jokes....I mostly use pockets,too. Occasionally use regular purse when I know we will be waiting at a doctor's office, etc. I can put my kindle, and a pad of paper in it. To keep myself busy.

Rebecca said...

Terrific bags. I guess I should start the tulips together thing.

eileeninmd said...

Good morning, funny flower jokes. I love the bags, I bought one like these in Costa Rica years back and still use it.
Enjoy your day!

HOOTIN ANNI said...

I really like your 'coin' purses. And like you, I don't carry a purse...only use pockets. Lately, while out birding tho, I tend to carry an arm band to hold my IDs and phone. That way I don't get 'em tangled with binoculars and camera. LOL

Enjoyed the jokes...all of 'em

And!!!!!!!....loved your thought of the birds at Ann's this morning....pooping. Yep, that's happened to me. lol

SweetMarie said...

what a deal! those are really cute! I like the Barbie-Q! ha ha!!

DeniseinVA said...

Your purses are great finds, flowers are beautiful and those jokes are funny. Thanks for the smiles.

Madi and Mom said...

MS is a full service blog...entertaining, creative and an excellent shopper.
Love the little carry alls
Hugs madi and mom

Chatty Crone said...

I need to keep my tulips together!

So where do you put your 'stuff'?

Kathy said...

Those are cute. I thought at first they were potholders! What do you do with your keys?

What Karen Sees said...

So cute! P.S. I posted 'The Rest of the Story' to my Milky Way shot today.

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Enjoyed the flower jokes! I love what you bought at the thrift shop, very cute.

DawnTreader said...

I like the colourful purses :)

Ann said...

LOL, my favorite of the jokes is the re-in-carnation.
Cute little bags. That's always a pain when you don't have pockets. Those will work good

Gail said...

Cute jokes.

Love your bargain finds.

TexWisGirl said...

cute pouches.

EG CameraGirl said...

Cute bags and funny jokes!

Ida said...

Pretty red flower.
Funny jokes. My favorite was the Dieter and her "tulips."
Neat thrift find, I like the Parrot one a lot.

Linda said...

Great jokes!! I just read them out loud to Louis Dean and he laughed and laughed!!!
A blogger friend sent me a bag similar to yours back when Amber was in the hospital while pregnant with the quads. It held my phone and camera and $ and credit card and weighed next to nothing. I walked all over that hospital and just carried that little bag. I still have it.

Cranberry Morning said...

Cute little external pockets! I hate carrying a purse. I counted 5 flashlights in it one day. How on earth!

carolann said...

Jokes funny, everything is really cheerful and colorful on your blog.

All day packing so come around now to see what you did on your blog. To say that's it for the day.


Great variety talk.

photowannabe said...

Wow, great finds for so little money. Perfect size for you too.

barbara l. hale said...

LOL!! You're punny! Love those little bags. A great and colorful idea.

Beatrice P. Boyd said...

What great finds and just think how much less costly it was for you to buy this bag that says "Aruba" vs. spending all the $ to go there and buy it. As you know, we REALLY enjoy going to thrift stores cause you never, ever know what finds will be there.

pattisjarrett said...

Your funnies are always good for a laugh. Love those colorful little bags! I'm all about carrying as little weight as possible. You could get an extra camera battery in there, too.